By nikto - 03/06/2011 01:01

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
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tigerkyle92 0

Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.

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perdix 29

Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.

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chippa 24

I'm guessing you look like her last one-night-stand or something. Edit: Or her brother.

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HugoBosss_fml 0

It's about time guys throw drinks in girls faces...

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urdirtyolduncle 15

OP should've said, "No, it's organic" ;)

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RebornProblem 0

Better drink my own piss.

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yak526 0

i read speed dating and thought ydi, why do people feel the need that they always have to be in a relationship

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withgoldeneyes 5

or maybe they just can't get a relationship and it's a last resort

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a_nutritionist 10

@19 and its bad to want to be in a relationship or meeting new people? from the sound of things, speed dating can be a fun social activity. hell, if im single again i may give it a crack, what have you got to lose? ...unless youre this guy.

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Ldesu 0

Not exactly the first line you want to hear.

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Spaghetti7 5

i think an insult like that is just about equal to a slap.

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mtlooney225 0

She was talking about your clothes. The colors clashed.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

another reason why I match when I dress lol. if not fully by colors then by a little theme.

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blondebrunette11 4

u know this how???

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hahafylop 4

That's why you are a blonde.

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perdix 29

Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.

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bibit1990 2

woo!!!! angry birds!!! :D

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m0rgana 0

ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!!!!!

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fmlsaves 0

bubble shooter is my most recent addiction along with words with friends

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BigOrca 2

I agree. tell her she is not worth your time.

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tigerkyle92 0

Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.

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Soloman212 28

The FML doesn't specify the contrary...

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siege10 0

it also didn't specify that he wasn't naked or have his shirt inside out. in fact it specified almost nothing. random assumptions are bad for your brain.

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unclebunny 7

If OP is crying because some random girl said something to him while speed dating, he's too young.

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Livinia 11

Geez, it's a wonder she's single.

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