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Same thing different taste
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Bland date
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I'm guessing you look like her last one-night-stand or something. Edit: Or her brother.
It's about time guys throw drinks in girls faces...
OP should've said, "No, it's organic" ;)
YDI for speed dating.
or maybe they just can't get a relationship and it's a last resort
I thought eharmony was the last resort
Not exactly the first line you want to hear.
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.
Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
At least you didn't burst out crying
The FML doesn't specify the contrary...
it also didn't specify that he wasn't naked or have his shirt inside out. in fact it specified almost nothing. random assumptions are bad for your brain.
If OP is crying because some random girl said something to him while speed dating, he's too young.
Were you naked?
so uh, how did that date go?
Geez, it's a wonder she's single.
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Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.