Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
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chippa
| 24
I'm guessing you look like her last one-night-stand or something.
Edit: Or her brother.
Edit: Or her brother.
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HugoBosss_fml
| 0
It's about time guys throw drinks in girls faces...
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
OP should've said, "No, it's organic" ;)
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RebornProblem
| 0
Better drink my own piss.
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Sulfur183
| 0
YDI for speed dating.
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yak526
| 0
i read speed dating and thought ydi, why do people feel the need that they always have to be in a relationship
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withgoldeneyes
| 5
or maybe they just can't get a relationship and it's a last resort
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
I thought eharmony was the last resort
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a_nutritionist
| 10
@19 and its bad to want to be in a relationship or meeting new people? from the sound of things, speed dating can be a fun social activity. hell, if im single again i may give it a crack, what have you got to lose?
...unless youre this guy.
...unless youre this guy.
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Ldesu
| 0
Not exactly the first line you want to hear.
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Spaghetti7
| 5
i think an insult like that is just about equal to a slap.
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mtlooney225
| 0
She was talking about your clothes. The colors clashed.
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DeadxManxWalking
| 27
another reason why I match when I dress lol. if not fully by colors then by a little theme.
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blondebrunette11
| 4
u know this how???
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hahafylop
| 4
That's why you are a blonde.
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perdix
| 29
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
Then, await your next humiliation.
Then, await your next humiliation.
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bibit1990
| 2
woo!!!! angry birds!!! :D
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m0rgana
| 0
ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!!!!!
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fmlsaves
| 0
bubble shooter is my most recent addiction along with words with friends
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Mish44
| 3
hahhaa love it!
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BigOrca
| 2
I agree. tell her she is not worth your time.
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tigerkyle92
| 0
Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
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mexicotoucher
| 7
At least you didn't burst out crying
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Soloman212
| 28
The FML doesn't specify the contrary...
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siege10
| 0
it also didn't specify that he wasn't naked or have his shirt inside out. in fact it specified almost nothing. random assumptions are bad for your brain.
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unclebunny
| 7
If OP is crying because some random girl said something to him while speed dating, he's too young.
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
Were you naked?
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
No that's why it was awkward. DUH!
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MarcyMarc
| 4
so uh, how did that date go?
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Livinia
| 11
Geez, it's a wonder she's single.
Then, await your next humiliation.