By nikto - 03/06/2011 01:01

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
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tigerkyle92 0
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Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.

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perdix 29

Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.

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chippa 24
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I'm guessing you look like her last one-night-stand or something. Edit: Or her brother.

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HugoBosss_fml 0
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It's about time guys throw drinks in girls faces...

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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OP should've said, "No, it's organic" ;)

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RebornProblem 0

Better drink my own piss.

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Sulfur183 0
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YDI for speed dating.

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yak526 0

i read speed dating and thought ydi, why do people feel the need that they always have to be in a relationship

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withgoldeneyes 5
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or maybe they just can't get a relationship and it's a last resort

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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I thought eharmony was the last resort

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a_nutritionist 10

@19 and its bad to want to be in a relationship or meeting new people? from the sound of things, speed dating can be a fun social activity. hell, if im single again i may give it a crack, what have you got to lose? ...unless youre this guy.

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Ldesu 0
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Not exactly the first line you want to hear.

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Spaghetti7 5

i think an insult like that is just about equal to a slap.

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mtlooney225 0

She was talking about your clothes. The colors clashed.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

another reason why I match when I dress lol. if not fully by colors then by a little theme.

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blondebrunette11 4

u know this how???

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hahafylop 4

That's why you are a blonde.

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perdix 29

Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.

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bibit1990 2

woo!!!! angry birds!!! :D

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m0rgana 0

ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!!!!!

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fmlsaves 0
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bubble shooter is my most recent addiction along with words with friends

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Mish44 3
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hahhaa love it!

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BigOrca 2
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I agree. tell her she is not worth your time.

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tigerkyle92 0
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Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.

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mexicotoucher 7
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At least you didn't burst out crying

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Soloman212 28
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The FML doesn't specify the contrary...

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siege10 0
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it also didn't specify that he wasn't naked or have his shirt inside out. in fact it specified almost nothing. random assumptions are bad for your brain.

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unclebunny 7
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If OP is crying because some random girl said something to him while speed dating, he's too young.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

No that's why it was awkward. DUH!

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MarcyMarc 4
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so uh, how did that date go?

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Livinia 11
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Geez, it's a wonder she's single.

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