Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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Comments (191)
ToxicxKitten 9
Awww, I thought that if you tried to rob a bank it would be Spiderman or Batman that would put you in jail. Unless Kira kills you. :/
BigEyedOwl 1
or superman
ToxicxKitten 9
Or -Enter a long list of superheroes here-. D:
agummere796 0
you have just won mom of the year
BigOrca 2
Messed up. but funny too.
OCDC 9
Well OP could theoretically have won mom of the year, but there's just one slight problem. OP is male.
agummere796 0
father of the year.....
lmaoatall 6
tell your son to stay away from inmates named cledus, bubba, Jimmy slong, and jamies. and whatever he does, tell him NOT to pick up the soap that has fallen on the community shower floor.
paradiseisland01 0
sorry to say it but great parenting, if you were great parents you would have taught him right from wrong. And never steal from anyone , what about earning money from a job? instead of stealing it .
DizzyDaydreams 1
A person can be brought up very nice with good morals. OP's son is obviously 18+, probably doesn't live with his parents and are easily influence by today's culture. Telling your son "Oh robbing a bank is wrong." won't solve anything. It's not OP's fault. It's the son's fault for failing to see the good things the world gave him. A family, and a home.
sxe_beast 11
Be his manager. Try to get him a deal with MTV. I can totally see a reality tv show on their network about loser criminals who robbed banks rotting in jail.
BAMF519 0
o you must be soo proud cuz I no I would be
VEVO_fml 0
good parenting OP
ILoveDaWorld 5
well it's not there fault
Dolly_109 0
It is too!
gabbygirll3 0
ewww vevo.
HahaYDI 0
They grow up so fast. :')
skokob 7
bad boy bad boy....
Zdog101 0
u must be so proud