Kids, Weird, Relatable, ACAB and Cops: Wingnut - FML

Wingnut

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 06:00

Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 15:16

You should have flown down to the station in your black helicopter dressed like the agents in Men In Black to bail out your son and bring his tinfoil hat with you.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 15:16

You should have flown down to the station in your black helicopter dressed like the agents in Men In Black to bail out your son and bring his tinfoil hat with you.

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