Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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Comments (191)
sheethapins 13
As a parent, you should have taught him that robbing fast food chains and Indian owned convenient stores are much easier to get away with. YDI for not teaching your juvenile delinquent the basics of being a smooth criminal. *moonwalks out*
vbmg152 19
Meanwhile, my daughter was on TV for her charity work, helping the poor! I win!
Got_any_grapes1 4
Are you sure it wasn't a jewelry store? Because then he would want to rob the jewelry store and tell em to make him a grill!
deefan101 11
well that blows! sry
mejiiaa 0
tanga
thomas357 0
lol fyl
imhere6969 1
well seems like u riased him good
Jstars131 0
At least it's not because he is dead..
thomas357 0
win
jello22 1
it could have been worse....... he could have been arrested for trying to rob a dollar store