Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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Comments (191)
coolp3son 0
wow u still had time to post this
PrincessesCrown 17
Hey that's all because of the saying "If there's a dream there's a way"
alexsmokesdro91 0
But at least his dream came true?
docscientist 10
The next thing he gets to cross off his bucket list is prison rape.
N3v43h 0
be thankful he sets lofty goals
yuriyo 0
and where did you go wrong
Mr_mur_der 0
YDI should have taught him better.
GallifreyDog 2
Why do people like you always say things like that? The parents aren't controlling them when they're adults. A person could be brought up and be a lovely child, but could snap and turn to crime.
Mr_mur_der 0
I don't see my kids out doing that, nor did I. it has to do with how your raised. he was obviously missing something in his life, and to be robbing a bank means he needed help. Where was the OP in this guys time of need?
MrSassypants 34
Even though that sucks it's a good opener for an FML.
SnailJamsss 6
that's not a parenting fail. I'm sure you taught your kid right from wrong. he just didn't listen.
nubx 0
Son, I am dissapoint.