I sincerely hope you smacked him upside the head to knock some damn sense into him...

Sounds to me like he was trying to screw you over!

Drive him out of your house and tell him he's on his own from there.

Beat his ass and while doing so keep yelling I brought you into this world I’ll take you out of the world if you ever try something stupid like this again

And did you call the cops? If not, he'll probably do it again. Good luck, OP. Stay safe, even if it is family.

Now was this in you kitchen or an alley it makes a difference, in an alley your son needs to be in jail in your kitchen you self righteous entitled piece of shit of a son need his ass beat and tossed on the streets.

Firstly, it sounds like it would be a joke or prank. If not, sounds like it's time for your 19 year old son to move out.

Sounds like someone needs to have one of the talks. Bernie Goetz is real, your son needs to quit that crap pronto.

Did he actually attempt to mug you, or was it a joke? If it was serious I assume that he has a drug problem. If it was a joke then who cares?

Damn. Your kid is methed up. Set him straight by hitting him upside the head until it knocks some sense into him.