Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
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I don't want to be mean....but this is what cordless phones and cell phones were invented for....

Mikuo 0

I hate telemarketers. FYL

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Take the phone in the bathroom with you. Or, two words: Caller ID.

I don't want to be mean....but this is what cordless phones and cell phones were invented for....

Well maybe the caller only had his house phone and how was he to know they would call when he had to do his stuff, maybe he rushed to the bathroom. Not saying I disagree with you, I hate handing out my home number since I know there's a chance people can't reach me or I won't hear it but there's a lot of possibilities as to why it happened the way it did.

blairvic 23

Dude, the cordless phone obviously wasn't in the crapper.

Mikuo 0

I hate telemarketers. FYL

ShetHappensxx 0

Get a cellphone[:

mohamedrocks 0

You deserve it for not having wireless phones

aTRAGEDY 0

u deserve it for leaking pee and feces all over the apartment

maybe you should consider CALLER I.D. duh duche-nozzle

this should be an Olimpic sport, pantie races

BlowYaMind 0

Ew. o.O "I mean I woke up and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this shit-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it." "Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

I new the OP was George