Miscellaneous, YouTube and True Crime: JCS Inspired

JCS Inspired

By Britters - 25/10/2022 18:00

Today, my true crime addiction is so bad, when I read an FML about someone's dissociative personality disorder, I immediately thought they were lying and just preparing a good 'not guilty' defense because they planned to murder someone. FML

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You deserved it 786

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By I heart Kevin from JTL - 20/08/2024 12:00 - Canada - Port Colborne

Today, I was watching a crime drama with my parents. During a tense moment, I casually said, "Oh, I know how to hide a body." They both stared at me in horror, and I had to explain that I meant from watching too many true crime videos on YouTube, not from actual experience. FML

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You deserved it 358

Fake news

By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 20:04 - Cura?ao

Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 337

You deserved it 3 460

Time flies

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a self-destructive personality among other things. I saw everything from my past instantly, like photographic memory recall. It was utterly terrifying, from extreme childhood drug-induced trauma that continues to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 742

You deserved it 135

Morbid curiosity

By justhangingaround - 02/09/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that I fell in love with a diagnosed sociopath, which I didn’t know until I broke up with them though. The worst part is now that I know, I want to go back because I’m fascinated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 139

You deserved it 804

The twisted case of the suitcase

By Cecilia - 20/09/2022 05:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I realized that my addiction to YouTube true crime had gone too far when I immediately though, "Dead body!" when I came across a seemingly abandoned suitcase outside my building. It's only when my neighbor came outside to pick it up that I stopped calling 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 1 053

By chieftain - 09/05/2012 19:34 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 262

You deserved it 5 704

Ed Gein vibes

By emeraldapostle - 17/05/2019 01:59

Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 771

You deserved it 287

By IMayBeAFool - 13/10/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML

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You deserved it 3 810

By zl5 - 04/07/2014 23:17 - New Zealand - Masterton

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 124

You deserved it 4 843

By Getmeout - 31/05/2012 06:50 - United States - Hartfield

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

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You deserved it 5 737

HOT_THOT 8

Tuesday 25 October 2022 22:21

go outside, touch grass.

PurpleReign 2

Wednesday 26 October 2022 3:39

I’m just.. How are you about to come on this website looking for sympathy for that? “Today, some weird bitch’s true crime addiction is so bad, when they read my FML about my *Dissociative Identity Disorder, they immediately thought I was lying and just preparing a ‘not guilty’ defense because I planned to murder someone. They thought this simply because I was diagnosed with something completely out of my control. FML.” The first OP is the one that should be posting an FML about this, not you. I’ve never encountered someone that is so self obsessed.

Comments

HOT_THOT 8

Tuesday 25 October 2022 22:21

go outside, touch grass.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 October 2022 2:21

Your theory is not so far-fetched. Whom do you think they might murder? Maybe you should watch your back.

PurpleReign 2

Wednesday 26 October 2022 3:20

You are such a dumbass. I made an account just to comment on this and I’ve been on the FML app for several years. I personally have been diagnosed with DID (I didn’t know I had it and was in denial for six months before I finally accepted that I had it) and that is so ******* offensive that you even considered posting this to be a good idea… Call me a snowflake and call me triggered, I don’t care. I’m well and truly bothered that a person heard DID and immediately thought “murder” wtaf….. I already am embarrassed of my diagnosis and now I REALLY don’t want to tell anyone…