Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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mcbeth 0
yeah i'm just curious as to why you chose the nickname gangstalicious???? double yoo tee eff
Figureskater_15 0
#79 no thats not bad. I am 15 years old, never had a boyfriend and never kissed a boy NOT ALL teenagers are having sex at 15. And his dad is paying for the phone, and its simple as taking his phone from him when he wasnt looking and Im pretty sure there is another to look it up. My mom pays mine and she has the right to see what im texting, but then again i delete my msgs everyday and can only keep 100 msgs in my inbox (idk why, its just what the phone allows)
ohhhhshizzz 0
Im fourteen, & I plan on staying a virgin untill I get a great bf and he is a great person and I feel that Im ready. SO NO ALL TEENS ARENT ******, but I do know a girl looser than a **** star, shittt I surprised she isn't. But anyway, that is really messed up for you to snoop. You are openly showing you don't trust your son, and that really isn't all that good of parenting. Me & my mom both have our own privacies. Neither of us would go through each others stuff. And I am pretty sure he wouldn't WANT to go through your stuff. So just extend that right. And if you are looking for dirt, then you WILL find it. Oh and get unlimited texting. And talk to your wife, get laid. Set up a schedule or do something romantic. That is probably why. *YDI/FYL.
Jertastic 0
that is what unlimited texting and privacy is for.
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
you deserved it for being nosy
mattmag 0
While you're legally within your rights to look through his texts, you're a bit of a jerk for doing it. Would you wiretap him or follow him around like an FBI agent to see what he's up to? No (I hope not), because that would be an obvious invasion of privacy. No punishment will make him decide to give up on sex. If he's doing drugs or robbing people, that's a different story, but he's just doing the most natural act there is. As long as he's doing it safely, just be glad you have a son who is capable of finding girls to have sex with (I sure wasn't when I was in high school).
Art_Vandeley 0
I predict he gets a gal pregnant before he`s 18.
amandapanda1611 0
#8 it is sooooo easy to go over you texting limit by a thousand. i use almost 5,000 out going texts A MONTH. yes, its rediculous
alex_vik 1
What the hell is it with people going "u shouldnt snoop bitch!1!!!1!"? As long as OP is paying the bill, they deserve to know why they have to pay so much extra for a certain month.
wowfmlife 0
#79, NO! thats good!