Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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GYUA 0
amusing more of the human races' failure lets hope we all become extinct :D
muchhate 0
If I was in your situation I would be proud. At least you know he's not a loser!
monicamischief 0
YDI. it's YOUR fault for not having more sex with your wife. you better start working on that i don't understand married couples that think it's okay to stop having sex. wtf. AND MOST OF THE POSTERS HERE ARE ****** UP HAVING SEX AT 15 DOES NOT MAKE YOU A *****, WTF. HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WTIH 34893843 PEOPLE MAKES YOU A *****. just because you are a jealous ugly virgin doesn't mean you need to call a 15 year old who has a sex a *****. perhaps he is just having sex with his girlfriend. there is nothing *****-ish about that, jesus christ. 15 is a pretty AVERAGE age to lose your virginity. that's not *****-ISH. that's NORMAL. i don't know what the hell is wrong with most of you guys, jesus.
frankenschmitz 0
i'm with #5
Tehalon 0
Agree with #145 Also, I think this could very well be illegal. Just like it's illegal to open and read someone elses mail without their permission. Doesn't matter if that person is below 18 and your child. Nor are you allowed to tap phonecalls of your children so how would it be oke to read their txtmsgs. If you were my dad and i was 15 again, i would have called the cops on you just to teach you a lesson about whats right and wrong and which boundries you just can't cross! Privacy is a huge right that everyone has (in the first world anyway), wether you have something to hide or not doesnt matter.
alex_vik 1
#135 - And you're a parent? Your misspelling of 'you' and 'are' gave away that you're 13. And #145 - I love how you call people with morals "jealous ugly virgins". Some of us prefer not to get knocked up because of our hormones.
whateverpeople_fml 0
#8 it is possible to go over your text message plan limit by a thousand texts. trust me, i know to gangstalicious have you heard of a word called privacy?
WiseUpSandwhich 0
Clearly, all the people who are looking down on the kid for having sex, have been beaten by him too. I love how people look down their noses at kids for having sex. There's nothing wrong with it. It's a natural thing, and the only reason it's so fuucking taboo, is because our society has made it that way. Sure, he's paying the bills and has the right to go through them, but that doesn't mean he has to. Although my parents don't go through my texts, they give me very little freedom. This leads to constant arguements, and fights, and now I resent them, and can't wait to get out of the goddamn house when I'm 18. When I look at my friends who do get along with their parents, I notice that their parents trust them, and give them freedom. It's impossible to "discover yourself" or whatever way you want to put it, if you've got someone monitering your every single move.
saywhat55 0
okay first off, #77, you are the clear "retard" here because you can not even form a proper sentence or use proper english. secondly, at a certain age, you need to trust that after 15 years your son or daughter has learned something useful from you so trust that. also, if your son wants to have sex, you really can't stop him. grounding him etc. will only lead to more lies and more deceitful behaviors. and also, maybe if you made yourself available to talk to you, your son wouldn't be going over his texting (he might be TALKING to you, weird idea right?) and you MIGHT actually know what is going on in his life.
dumpweedx 0
Don't read his messages. He may be 15, he may be your son, but he still has the right to privacy. At the age of 15, he should be informed enough to choose for himself what he does.