By Guess I'm not getting laid - United States - Glasgow
Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  29

I love this game!

My guess is the guy is pregnant, and the ex-gf is on the seven-month dry spell. The last five months of their relationship was sexless which explains their break-up.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

Not sure why everyone is saying F the guy's life. He and the ex both should have taken precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. Accidental pregnancy victims don't get my sympathy since there are so many methods to avoid it happening.