By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
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bluhbluhbluh 14

cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!

julfunky 29

So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?

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chris_lillo 15

Yeah that sucks for you, but i'magine how the guy feels......this is really an FML for him

bluhbluhbluh 14

cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!

julfunky 29

So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?

Well yeah it obviously was an important phone call

julfunky 29

Which he didn’t find out was important until after answering it.

I love this game! My guess is the guy is pregnant, and the ex-gf is on the seven-month dry spell. The last five months of their relationship was sexless which explains their break-up.

Sounds more like a wet spell

F that guys life.

Sounds like to much of a coincidence that she happened to call right when things we're heating up 🤔

I’m so sorry, OP. That happens to me a few years ago.

Not sure why everyone is saying F the guy's life. He and the ex both should have taken precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. Accidental pregnancy victims don't get my sympathy since there are so many methods to avoid it happening.

None of which are 100% certain of success.

Andrew Ross 5

well have you ever hit it raw before? it's kind of hard going back to condoms especially with a gf. birth control pills are a God send tho

Sounds like you missed that bullet. You don't want to starting a relationship and the having to deal with the partner being a baby daddy to some other girl.