Intimacy: Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested...

By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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You deserved it 365

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 212

You deserved it 75

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 505

You deserved it 3 059

It's a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML

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You deserved it 172

Deadbeat

By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 15 848

By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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You deserved it 4 657

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 653

You deserved it 139

bluhbluhbluh 14

Friday 3 August 2018 20:55

cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!

julfunky 29

Friday 3 August 2018 21:22

So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?

Comments

chris_lillo 15

Sunday 15 July 2018 10:08

Yeah that sucks for you, but i'magine how the guy feels......this is really an FML for him

bluhbluhbluh 14

Friday 3 August 2018 20:55

cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!

julfunky 29

Friday 3 August 2018 21:22

So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?

tibtak 20

Saturday 4 August 2018 15:30

Well yeah it obviously was an important phone call

julfunky 29

Saturday 4 August 2018 17:30

Which he didn’t find out was important until after answering it.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 August 2018 22:32

I love this game! My guess is the guy is pregnant, and the ex-gf is on the seven-month dry spell. The last five months of their relationship was sexless which explains their break-up.

Davros 12

Friday 3 August 2018 23:45

Sounds more like a wet spell

acmariner99 25

Saturday 4 August 2018 2:14

F that guys life.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 4 August 2018 5:50

Sounds like to much of a coincidence that she happened to call right when things we're heating up 🤔

wHSKitty 11

Saturday 4 August 2018 10:19

I’m so sorry, OP. That happens to me a few years ago.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 4 August 2018 16:45

Not sure why everyone is saying F the guy's life. He and the ex both should have taken precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. Accidental pregnancy victims don't get my sympathy since there are so many methods to avoid it happening.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 5 August 2018 8:45

None of which are 100% certain of success.

Andrew Ross 5

Sunday 5 August 2018 10:36

well have you ever hit it raw before? it's kind of hard going back to condoms especially with a gf. birth control pills are a God send tho

Clive Wakeham_938077894 4

Sunday 5 August 2018 1:55

Sounds like you missed that bullet. You don't want to starting a relationship and the having to deal with the partner being a baby daddy to some other girl.