Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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ohhsnapp 0
um #59 yes you can. i got in soo much trouble because of that stupid feature. dont do that to ur kid. thats so annoying, coming from ur sons point of view. dont be a nosey parent.
suicidekings 0
if your kid gave you no reason to suspect he was doing "bad" stuff, then why the hell are you invading his privacy like that? everyone is saying a nosy parent is a responsible parent, but no. a nosy parent is someone who very obviously doesn't have any trust in his/her children. how do you think the kids feels when s/he learns that? especially if s/he hasn't done anything wrong. self-esteem, fail. a teenager going over his texting limit isn't suspicious. It's to be expected. so unless you found a pipe or condoms in his pockets while doing the laundry, you deserve it for being so untrustworthy of the child you raised. so congratulations. you fail at parenting.
UnitedArabEmirat 0
Make the little rat pay for his own god damn bills! I'n my home country, the taliban would torture you for westernizing your son
lolbitch 0
good for ur son!!!!!!!!
ohheykay 0
Not all teenagers are *****? Let's be legit now. And if the dad is paying for the bill, he can do whatever the **** he wants.
Button_x 0
WOW if you were my parent I'd be pissed. Nosing around your son's phone like that? Arghh, such a piss off. Something my parents would do. DX
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
@wowfmlife: I would hug you if I could. I'm sixteen and I haven't had sex either. I don't plan on it until I actually find someone who's worth committing to and/or worth having sex with. I would say fifteen and sixteen are too young. Anything under those years are too young too. For some reason I feel like seventeen is alright though... But psh, a whole shit load of my friends get laid daily. I could just be really ugly to all the guys I know.
fmlsmymiddlename 0
You have a wife and a 15-year-old son, and your username is "gangstalicious"?
FPsLife 5
If he pays for the damn thing he has every right to see how it's being used... ESPECIALLY when the kid's gone over the limit so much. Kid lost his freedom and "privacy" rights right there. These comments just show one of the many things wrong with the world. He's not showing trust in his kid??? WTF is wrong with you people, how about earning some trust, showing some responsibility and not going over your set texting limit. I imagine most of you still are that kid... :/
Lobbeton 0
i agree with number one. the kid has a right to privacy with his phone. unless he's using it to sell drugs, its not that big a deal. so stop your bitching,