Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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splitsides 4
YDI for raising a kid to think he's responsible enough to be having sex at 15. And for everyone saying YDI because he read his kid's texts, he's his PARENT. Someone said he shouldn't do it because he's bound to find something he won't like. Well, that only means he's doing some wrong. (It's also completely legal.)
Emwo 0
120: OP = Original Poster
kristina3514 0
103: totally not true! I work for verizon and MOST cell carriers CANNOT give that info out unless court ordered ALSO... Customer service cannot read ur text messages! I get calls everyday about it and you can't. If someone just called me up at work asking for the details I couldn't give them to em even if I wanted to. Doesn't matter if ur the account holder or not! Notlying. Maybe parental controls with others. But most of that is mandated by the FCC.
ubububub 0
You should try to catch up....
dr_house_MD 0
you cant read the messages, only the times and who they were from/to
kristina3514 0
That only applies to the actual content of the message not time sent to/from. That's totally easy to get. But if I wanted to see what they said the FCC won't allow it. All those teens saying my parents read mine they either a) thretened it and didn't (cuz they CAN'T or b) got a court order.
Kareohlynah 0
:O Crap nigga, sucks for the.... ... SON!!
510driver 0
Haha! #22
misz_italy 0
i remember being 15 years old & some of my friends having sex just because they thought everyone was doing it.. it's common sense as to the way kids think, if they think their peers are doing things like that, then they are gonna do the same thing to try to fit in.. to the parent that wrote this: you are right and wrong with what you did.. right because your being a RESPONSIBLE PARENT.. hell, i'm sure my parents would have done the same thing or at least asked me about it considering the amount your son went over. however, you're in the wrong because obviously those were private messages.. you should have asked about them & if you didn't get a straight answer, then looked..
likeduhhx4 0
don't look at your kids text messages, thats rude to do.