Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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idontgiveone 0
^ ahahhahaahah xD
sophiepento 0
Theres nothing to 'fml' about your sons life.
ItecKid 0
Actually, unless the kid has his own plan for his mobile, (which he likely doesn't, he's probably on his parents plan) then technically, no, he does not have privacy. It'd be different if he were 18, but at 15, he's still a minor and still the parent's responsibility. Also, sex before marriage is never a good idea.
kellster 2
YDI for snooping. When will parents learn that they do not own their children, nor do they have the right to pull this kind of invasive shit? I say this as a parent. Mind your own business! Just because you pay the bill does not entitle you to spy on your son. Confront him, cut him off, do what you want that way, but don't invade his privacy!!
Adamantoise 0
The parents have every reason to read a child's texts. Even more reason if they go over their limit. Who pays for the bills? The PARENTS. Hell, they could just cut off the line and that would be that.
wowfmlife 0
@SiLveRStaRLIGHT: i would hug you too. I'm so glad there are others like me, i was starting to lose my faith in humanity. People are so caught up with having sex and being cool that they totally ignore all the 'side-effects' and that its actually about LOVE
kaykay10xo 0
Wow!! R some of u ppl retarded?!?? First of all u can call the company And recuest the txts or u can check the fukin phone!! And 4 all u ppl that say that the guy is nosey and should leave the kid alone just SHUT up!! The kid is younger than 18 so his parents can do what ever the hell they want with him. The kid doesnt have rights yett!!! God help all u dumb asses. Im only 12 and i know this. So pick up a book and read about this stuff.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@ #59.. ahah NOT a fake.. it's possible to read the messages haha OKOKOK!! DUDES!!! Remember.. its just a FUNNY THING TO READ, now nownow lets not start a fight rightt??? Just read and laughhh thats what the site is about right?? lol :p
Bflame7 0
Ok this really got me thinking someone tell me if this is bad I am 14 years old in the 8th grade and I have never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Wellll it depends wanna be a horndog? a loner/loser/40yearoldvirgin? a normal dude? Ehh, I think thats fine.. when ur in Highschool, then start working on that haha