FML : Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and...

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Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jared - / Saturday 25 February 2012 19:09 / United States

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By RahmEsHestos | 5

#4088993 - Saturday 25 February 2012 10:59

You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4089005 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:03

Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?

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By hoedang | 3

#4088987 - Saturday 25 February 2012 10:58

ur an idiot lol

Justforlolz | 13

#4089017 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:05

*You're Think before you comment.

shanemaximo | 7

#4089023 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:07

At least it wasn't your penis.

silentbutfunny | 0

#4089048 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:16

Oh God!!! Now i have to come up with a story for my screaming

n_epic_fail | 14

#4089115 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:45

Link to the video or it dint happen...

juicystar777 | 4

#4089125 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:50

that's silly ^ he must have deleted the video so his girlfriend couldn't have found it, otherwise he wouldn't have wrote he needed a cover up.

silentbutfunny | 0

#4089155 - Sunday 26 February 2012 12:03

^ what?

bizarre_ftw | 21

#4089482 - Sunday 26 February 2012 01:35

^^11 yo kid trying to understand FML

AnonymousTroll | 2

#4090370 - Sunday 26 February 2012 05:15

Can someone find this wonderful video? I wish to expand my trolling areas.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4090375 - Sunday 26 February 2012 05:16

v C-c-combo breaker. *edit* F*CK, damn troll messed it up. :[

hoedang | 3

#4092980 - Sunday 26 February 2012 09:30

lol get over YOU'RE self haha

By blegehlehgleh | 0

#4088988 - Saturday 25 February 2012 10:58

Hang in there!

FurryRocks | 10

#4089026 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:09

It's derpy hooves *brohoof*

Jazzy_babe | 2

#4089027 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:09

I live my little pony!! I'm a PegaSIS!! :) pinkie is my favorite!! :)

FurryRocks | 10

#4089033 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:11

What?

FurryRocks | 10

#4089039 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:12

Sorry I saw something else about YouTube from you cool

Swiftly | 0

#4089107 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:41

I see what you did there

himoonkey | 8

#4089201 - Sunday 26 February 2012 12:33

Derpy swag

ZeroIce | 12

#4090597 - Sunday 26 February 2012 06:56

/)*( brohoof

DeathcoreDashie | 11

#5757717 - Sunday 17 November 2013 03:49

A brohoof to all ye fine bronies /)

By RahmEsHestos | 5

#4088993 - Saturday 25 February 2012 10:59

You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?

chocol8m | 6

#4089186 - Sunday 26 February 2012 12:20

Exactly. U have a girlfriend and u are bored??

By Chixken | 6

#4088996 - Saturday 25 February 2012 10:59

Haha that's funny

By TheBeastiest | 6

#4088999 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:00

Smooth move. Seems like you won't be pointing a finger any time soon.

HarleyJM | 7

#4089283 - Sunday 26 February 2012 01:03

Go away

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4098346 - Tuesday 28 February 2012 01:35

Run. Run to the mountains up high and never come back.

By TheEpicMilkMan | 13

#4089000 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:00

boredom strikes again!

LOLimCuteFML | 0

#4089051 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:17

Oh the joys of boredom :3

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4089005 - Saturday 25 February 2012 11:03

Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?

adanielle76 | 1

#4089975 - Sunday 26 February 2012 03:18

I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?

adanielle76 | 1

#4089977 - Sunday 26 February 2012 03:18

I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?

alexdefran | 0

#4091623 - Sunday 26 February 2012 01:55

I'm sorry, but you're ugly #7.

TrollBaby | 8

#4092183 - Sunday 26 February 2012 05:59

Wow. That was necessary.

RaquelW | 7

#4098070 - Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:08

...she's not. at all. dick.

kimmi41509 | 10

#4865209 - Monday 27 August 2012 09:12

Thank you 94 and 99 for disagreeing with 92, who doesn't even have a real picture of himself on here. Call me ugly, but maybe you're too ashamed to show your face! :)