By Jared - 25/02/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 000
You deserved it 30 776

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You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?

Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?

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ur an idiot lol

*You're Think before you comment.

At least it wasn't your penis.

Oh God!!! Now i have to come up with a story for my screaming

Link to the video or it dint happen...

that's silly ^ he must have deleted the video so his girlfriend couldn't have found it, otherwise he wouldn't have wrote he needed a cover up.

^^11 yo kid trying to understand FML

Can someone find this wonderful video? I wish to expand my trolling areas.

v C-c-combo breaker. *edit* F*CK, damn troll messed it up. :[

lol get over YOU'RE self haha

Hang in there!

It's derpy hooves *brohoof*

I live my little pony!! I'm a PegaSIS!! :) pinkie is my favorite!! :)

Sorry I saw something else about YouTube from you cool

I see what you did there

/)*( brohoof

A brohoof to all ye fine bronies /)

You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?

Exactly. U have a girlfriend and u are bored??

Haha that's funny

Smooth move. Seems like you won't be pointing a finger any time soon.

Run. Run to the mountains up high and never come back.

boredom strikes again!

Oh the joys of boredom :3

Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?

I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?

I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?

I'm sorry, but you're ugly #7.

Wow. That was necessary.

...she's not. at all. dick.

Thank you 94 and 99 for disagreeing with 92, who doesn't even have a real picture of himself on here. Call me ugly, but maybe you're too ashamed to show your face! :)

You should have stuck with whole-hand activities. They are much safer and your girlfriend might really like the video ;)

Are you implying fisting?...

I was thinking just a plain ol' rub and tug. Fisting yourself would not be very safe nor a pleasing cinematic subject.

What the fuck.

Was there ANYTHING you could've done more worthwhile than to do that? You definitely deserve that one!

I think it's worthwhile, he made a video which will probably hit RWJ , after which OP will be swimming in YouTube money,lol.