Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?
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kimmi41509
| 10
Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?
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hoedang
| 3
ur an idiot lol
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Justforlolz
| 14
*You're
Think before you comment.
Think before you comment.
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shanemaximo
| 7
At least it wasn't your penis.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Oh God!!!
Now i have to come up with a story for my screaming
Now i have to come up with a story for my screaming
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Link to the video or it dint happen...
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juicystar777
| 4
that's silly ^ he must have deleted the video so his girlfriend couldn't have found it, otherwise he wouldn't have wrote he needed a cover up.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
^ what?
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
^^11 yo kid trying to understand FML
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
Can someone find this wonderful video? I wish to expand my trolling areas.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
v C-c-combo breaker. *edit* F*CK, damn troll messed it up. :[
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hoedang
| 3
lol get over YOU'RE self haha
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blegehlehgleh
| 0
Hang in there!
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FurryRocks
| 10
It's derpy hooves *brohoof*
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Jazzy_babe
| 2
I live my little pony!! I'm a PegaSIS!! :) pinkie is my favorite!! :)
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FurryRocks
| 10
What?
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FurryRocks
| 10
Sorry I saw something else about YouTube from you cool
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Swiftly
| 0
I see what you did there
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himoonkey
| 8
Derpy swag
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ZeroIce
| 12
/)*(
brohoof
brohoof
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DeathcoreDashie
| 11
A brohoof to all ye fine bronies /)
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?
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chocol8m
| 6
Exactly. U have a girlfriend and u are bored??
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Chixken
| 6
Haha that's funny
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TheBeastiest
| 6
Smooth move. Seems like you won't be pointing a finger any time soon.
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HarleyJM
| 7
Go away
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Run. Run to the mountains up high and never come back.
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TheEpicMilkMan
| 13
boredom strikes again!
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LOLimCuteFML
| 0
Oh the joys of boredom :3
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kimmi41509
| 10
Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?
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adanielle76
| 1
I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?
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adanielle76
| 1
I agree, but maybe he tried and it got stuck . Haha . Maybe it was karma from something in the past ?
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alexdefran
| 0
I'm sorry, but you're ugly #7.
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TrollBaby
| 8
Wow. That was necessary.
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RaquelW
| 7
...she's not. at all. dick.
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kimmi41509
| 10
Thank you 94 and 99 for disagreeing with 92, who doesn't even have a real picture of himself on here. Call me ugly, but maybe you're too ashamed to show your face! :)
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perdix
| 29
You should have stuck with whole-hand activities. They are much safer and your girlfriend might really like the video ;)
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
Are you implying fisting?...
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perdix
| 29
I was thinking just a plain ol' rub and tug. Fisting yourself would not be very safe nor a pleasing cinematic subject.
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Gothicbunnyx3
| 16
What the fuck.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Was there ANYTHING you could've done more worthwhile than to do that? You definitely deserve that one!
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crimsonprodigy
| 15
I think it's worthwhile, he made a video which will probably hit RWJ , after which OP will be swimming in YouTube money,lol.