Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 730
You deserved it 7 257

Same thing different taste

Top comments

McCannCanTriple 0

At least you didn't call the cops.


wow your cat must be fat if his movement sounds like human footsteps. my cats' do :D

Hey look I tagged onto the first comment so everyone can read what I said.

Shystai 0

YDI for having a cat. Why not a rabbit? Dog?Rat? Kangaroo? Ostrich? Giraffe? Antelope?Cow? Chicken? Duck? Frog? Zebra? Last but not least, a platypus?

pingpongpickle 8

What about a elephant? Cow? Goldfish? Red fish? Blue fish? One fish? Or maybe even two fish?

Voltage_fml 0
McCannCanTriple 0

At least you didn't call the cops.

Averizzle 0

Your cat wanted crack and was about to mug you when you came down. What do you do? You gain wrist control and pull out your gun.

that's what you get for owning a cat. most disgusting and pathetic animal ever.

bluesclues72 0

yes I agree. cats should be wiped off the face of the earth

MF12 0

you know that's what caused the black plague? the people thougt cats were evil and witchy and stuff so they killed a lot. there was no natural predator for the rats anymore, so they multiplied and started getting infected.... and then 1/3 of the population was wiped out. yay!