By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

i just think that's gross (: and you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you (:

Labamba 0

A little funny....that's freaking priceless


'she gave birth to a nice brown baby boy' boy.. don't you just love South Park ;D

supercu96 0
bugmenotmofo 34

well, i guess you did make it as realistic as possible

It's funnier the other way around... Today, I had the role of doctor in a play who was helping a woman who had gone into labor. Trying to make it look realistic, she ends up ******** all over me. FML

Well this gives a whole new meaning to "Oh, shit!"

wow now thats a committed actor so realistic

Sun_Kissed18 25

ahaha, I see what you did there ;) Anyway, I wouldn't know but don't women giving birth shit themselves anyway? So I guess it was VERY realistic! Props to you for going all out :D

hellokittywhore 0

yeah my friend was a mess when she gave birth. she not only shit herself but popped all the blood vessles in her face!!!!! no lie

asspussy807 0

Haha I thought you said popped all the blood vessels lmfao!

mrose57 0

Now that's truly gross. FTLs of the actor playing the doctor!

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Ohmigosh! that's so gross! lmao feel bad for u OP must've been humiliating. did it like, come all the way out? could u see it? eeeewww!!! so nasty if u were wearing a dress and it came out of ur undies and everyone saw!!! Fyl OP Ftl of all the other actors and anyone who say what came out of u (or just smelt it) hahaha

Why would she be wearing a dress if she was giving birth to a doctor?


Who said she was giving birth to a doctor? They were referring to the doctor witnessing (or whatever the term for helping with the delivery is).

I'm utterly confused with how Zeal came to that conclusion. :/

kirstensmook 0


lmao!!! Idk either, but giving birth to a doctor sounds horrible! I think if you were giving birth to a doctor.. your best bet would be to wear a dress... or go nude. :]

asspussy807 0

I can't stop laughing at this chain of comments Lmao

derpina72 23

That's actually pretty realistic.

Fake? You wouldn't have to have tensed your anal muscles to give birth, or make it look like you were. Really, that'd just be un-needed.

Actually in real child birth most of the time the woman does have a bowel movement after childbirth, yes it was a little too much that she was faking childbirth and actually pooped, but in real child birth, it happens more times than not.

Agreed. I was going to say that that makes it quite realistic, since most women in labor crap themselves.

hehe .. anal muscles Thats a strong butthole!!

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Doesn't that make it just a little bit realistic, although it's really gross? I've heard some women do shit while giving birth. My mom's friend did I think. Or my mom's friend said she almost did. Something like that. But I don't know. That's really gross though, FYL.