Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Sweny
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Fyl,shit happens :P
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YDIxLol
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Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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YDIxLol
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Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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_babyxdoll
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i just think that's gross (:
and you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you (:
and you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you (:
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iKaite
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Hawt. O_O
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Labamba
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A little funny....that's freaking priceless
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neonokku
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THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD OF HAPPENED IS IF YOU PUSHED
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dcbog123
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thats nasty
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Armin_fml
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'she gave birth to a nice brown baby boy'
boy.. don't you just love South Park ;D
boy.. don't you just love South Park ;D
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supercu96
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lol made my fucken day xD
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YDIxLol
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I guess so, but it's still funny. :3
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godsrightnutsack
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How the eff does that happen?
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bugmenotmofo
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well, i guess you did make it as realistic as possible
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kittyk8
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Exactly.
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Nicholas241
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It's funnier the other way around...
Today, I had the role of doctor in a play who was helping a woman who had gone into labor. Trying to make it look realistic, she ends up shitting all over me. FML
Today, I had the role of doctor in a play who was helping a woman who had gone into labor. Trying to make it look realistic, she ends up shitting all over me. FML
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Bullet4MyChemaMo
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Well this gives a whole new meaning to "Oh, shit!"
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ilovefatcats
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156 win
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Gstone5
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156 hahaha nice one
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Aero_boy
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lmaoo 156, great.
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tatababe
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I think you pushed to hard
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alexanderavatar
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wow now thats a committed actor so realistic
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Sweny
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Fyl,shit happens :P
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Sun_Kissed18
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ahaha, I see what you did there ;) Anyway, I wouldn't know but don't women giving birth shit themselves anyway? So I guess it was VERY realistic! Props to you for going all out :D
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hellokittywhore
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yeah my friend was a mess when she gave birth. she not only shit herself but popped all the blood vessles in her face!!!!! no lie
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wafflez333
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ummm? eww
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asspussy807
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Haha I thought you said popped all the blood vessels lmfao!
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vassal44
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175 same here
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shinkdog
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first!
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W76
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Fail
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iKaite
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Epically. :)
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DSappy
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Ughhhh! That is so fucking annoying. No one does that shit anymore, you douche. x
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Rawr100
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YOU FAIL >:D
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kaitedinosaur
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Oh wow. Haha, that sucks!
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mrose57
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Now that's truly gross. FTLs of the actor playing the doctor!
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oh_mi_shizzle
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Ohmigosh!
that's so gross!
lmao
feel bad for u OP
must've been humiliating.
did it like, come all the way out?
could u see it?
eeeewww!!!
so nasty if u were wearing a dress and it came out of ur undies and everyone saw!!!
Fyl OP
Ftl of all the other actors and anyone who say what came out of u
(or just smelt it)
hahaha
that's so gross!
lmao
feel bad for u OP
must've been humiliating.
did it like, come all the way out?
could u see it?
eeeewww!!!
so nasty if u were wearing a dress and it came out of ur undies and everyone saw!!!
Fyl OP
Ftl of all the other actors and anyone who say what came out of u
(or just smelt it)
hahaha
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zeal
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Why would she be wearing a dress if she was giving birth to a doctor?
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AAAAHHHH12
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Who said she was giving birth to a doctor? They were referring to the doctor witnessing (or whatever the term for helping with the delivery is).
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Witchcraft_fml
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I'm utterly confused with how Zeal came to that conclusion. :/
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kirstensmook
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hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
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PinayTohDoh
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lmao!!! Idk either, but giving birth to a doctor sounds horrible! I think if you were giving birth to a doctor.. your best bet would be to wear a dress... or go nude. :]
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ilovefatcats
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I'm with wichcraft
how did u?
how did u?
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asspussy807
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I can't stop laughing at this chain of comments Lmao
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derpina72
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That's actually pretty realistic.
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HappyCatIsHappy
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Fake? You wouldn't have to have tensed your anal muscles to give birth, or make it look like you were. Really, that'd just be un-needed.
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frecklessobe
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Actually in real child birth most of the time the woman does have a bowel movement after childbirth, yes it was a little too much that she was faking childbirth and actually pooped, but in real child birth, it happens more times than not.
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sika_fml
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Agreed. I was going to say that that makes it quite realistic, since most women in labor crap themselves.
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DeadKittens
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hehe .. anal muscles
Thats a strong butthole!!
Thats a strong butthole!!
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blah123blah
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Haha
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haishawna
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THIS IS VERY PUNNNY!
pun war anyone?
pun war anyone?
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iKaite
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Pun that aint Punny.
Lol, iFail~.
Lol, iFail~.
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sushi_car
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OhhxGoshhxAri
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Doesn't that make it just a little bit realistic, although it's really gross? I've heard some women do shit while giving birth. My mom's friend did I think. Or my mom's friend said she almost did. Something like that. But I don't know. That's really gross though, FYL.
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srgntawesome
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Dude, lol
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jacetopia96
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Well said.
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SaintJimmy
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That's really gross.