By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
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alexup24 13

You must trim your fingernails brethren.

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iBanana 17

I'd not call that scouting.. Cave-mining would be a better term. Those bogeys are going to go the same way Katniss' dad did. Sigh..

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iBanana 17

I'd not call that scouting.. Cave-mining would be a better term. Those bogeys are going to go the same way Katniss' dad did. Sigh..

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iBanana 17

How the hell did that happen.. MODS PLEASE!?!?

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igive 29

maybe she had a whistler and went in to make sure

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iPeterPan 8

iBanana; HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Iove you

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katiedoll6 7

10. Ur comment made me literally lol I am now getting a lot of weird looks I'm sitting in a very fancy restaurant so LOLOLOL

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ugh_a_lug 7

Hmm... iBanana, igive, and iPeterPan all commented in one thread one after the other... Interesting... Very interesting...

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Roevera 14

Not really.. Just means she likes a clean nose. I've had plenty of times fighting with a tissue before I finally gave up and got it out myself. =P

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alexup24 13

You must trim your fingernails brethren.

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MysticKnight 3

She is not your brethren you n00b face.

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DogsPaw 16

He is not a n00b face... What ever the **** that is...

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Hey Dogspaw, calm the **** down, fuckface.

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MysticKnight 3

Look at his face and tell me he's not a n00b you son of a n00tch.

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Amethyst888 14

Okay honestly what is a n00b face or a n00tch? I'm actually mildly curious now, are they like curse word substitutes, new curse words, or maybe just martian curse words you picked up while on their alien spaceship?

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therentis2danghi 2

The amount of assholes in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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XHerobrineX 4

54-Well... A n00b is gamer slang for newbie. So n00b face must mean a new face.... Plastic surgery???? n00tch could be a misspelling of Notch, the god, (creator of minecraft). So, to conclude, n00b face=someone who had plastic surgery on their face and n00tch= a god. Now you know!

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beaute_fatale 5

fck geeks their all morons and gamers ppl who thinks they know it all

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indy316 0

ahaha wow, way to repeatedly prove to be a major dick, 58! "n00tch"... was that you trying to be clever? i have a strong desire to punch your face. hmm.

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XHerobrineX 4

Random bloody nose? Just saw it and was screaming at the blood? People might buy that. :D

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kill_me_now7 2

You genuinely helped... Wow you are a nice person..

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thebeautybleeds 17

I would suggest saying you had a really bad itch.

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MidnaLink 33

32 nice suggestion. Happened to me once, when I was sleeping. Not pretty.

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MidnaLink 33

Did I say 32? I meant 8. Sorry 32...

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XHerobrineX 4

I try ;) Probably a little too late now, but next time it happens he'll have an excuse. (I would not recommend that there be a next time though....)

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Finnick_fml 12

Why would you pick your nose somewhere in public..? If there are people close enough to notice your scream and ask about it, then chances are your fingers shouldn't be up your nose. :P

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diidiimi 10

True, do it while sitting in traffic like the rest of us.

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bieberfreak18 0

Katniss & peeta, Cato & clove, finnick& annie !

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egc573 40

How hard were you scratching? Damn. And if you really feel the need to explain this, you could just be as indirect as possible: "the mucus quest went bad", or something. Or even, "Had an accident." Or maybe you could use the old standby: "None of your business."

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tennisrapper1 14

And THATS why you don't be totally gross and use a tissue if you pick your nose! Best if you do it in the bathroom as well! :P

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