By fmlsomuch - Japan
Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
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  downtime  |  12

Because most of us realistically realise that plenty of pregnancies occur by accident, and whether they are actually happy about said accident it doesn't change the fact that it was not a decision made with forethought. If my mother told me this, I'd laugh. It's not a bitchy thing to say unless it was said in a bitchy way, which you can't discern from this.

  Furrywhiplash  |  14

46- please refer back to the FML, "without a trace of humor..." That can be taken a couple different ways, most of them being negative. In my opinion that is saying she wishes that OP was never born. Which wouldn't make me laugh at all. OP, you don't deserve it, FYL.

  downtime  |  12

58, Didn't notice that bit :P Still though, she could have been referring to being pregnant being a mistake, it doesn't necessarily reflect on what she thinks of the child.

By  perdix  |  29

There's a popular line of baby clothing emblazoned with the motto: Should have settled for a blow job. Sounds like you should be wearing the adult-sized version.