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  everhood111  |  0

Today, I was just sitting around when an ugly giant came in the room and attacked me by eating my response I exploded and somehow got lodged in her hairy throat. FML

  oogyboogy  |  6

obviosly you don't remember when people thought the kid got caught in the homemade weather ballon

  soupey_fml  |  0

obviously fake. Assuming he popped I with his teeth, the wind would have shot it away from him, not down his throat. And also, if it got caught he would have choked and died

By  perdix  |  29

What do you mean "pretended" to make out with it? You DID make out with it, you latex-fetish freak!

Keep trying until you can control your teeth well enough so the balloon lives through the ordeal. Otherwise, I'm not letting you anywhere near my junk.