Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
iSmellNice 2
They give you detention for that? It's like the guy who got detention for cursing in Italian. Teachers in my school don't care what we say.
daquanalston 0
HAHAHAHAh i say that all the time, and its funny
Ross2Smoove 0
lmao good 1 I wouldve done the same thing
anonomuscam 0
ahahaha that sucksss!!!!! dude i did the same thing today at school!!! my friend was likee uggghhh its toooo harddddd.!!!!!! and i was like ahahahaah lmao thats what she said! and my teacher was like HEY! OUT OF THE ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i was like **** you queer. ahha:)
alexisthename 0
I believed your story up until the point where you told the teacher, "**** you, queer." Kids these days are all bark and no bite. I bet you cried on the way out of the classroom. Back in my day, I would've told the teacher to "Sit on it," Fonzie-style. We were quite the rabble-rousers in the 90's. None of that guys-wearing-skinny-jeans sissiness you see nowadays. What was my point again?
unpossible 26
Alexisthename, if you are really from the 90s then I think you will remember sitting around in your plaid and, in a similar situation, responding "**** you, I won't do what you tell me". "Sit on it" was so mid 70s early 80s.
JackStone96 4
But that was a great ‘that's wat she said’ joke!!!!! I don't like ur teacher very much. lol. I say that in the middle of class all the time!
LtChicken 0
ydi for being a tool lololol
TheLetterZero 7
That's what you get for making a lame joke. Try being original or at least funny.
fringle 0
wow YDI for not controlling what comes out of your mouth. it's not going to kill you to keep quiet.
pags12 0
hahaha one of the few times that saying works...that's ******* worth a dention
DesireeGray 0
This comment honestly made me LOL :D