Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
Lavernius_Tucker 0
nice one, but i normally say Bow Chicka Bow Wow instead. It's gotta ring to it.
Rt3sAwesome 0
is this on failblog now?
Angel_Xandra 0
Oh my gosh! I do that ALL the time! I say Bow Chicka Bow Wow after almost eveything my friends say, it's so freaking hilarious, seeing as I'm the pervy one ;). I got it from Red vs. Blue though :D. Tucker for the win
ryan15188 0
Wow your school must be strict. Theres a kid in my school who says thats what she said after everything anybody says
xamcavip 0
IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO WORTH IT.
aoife123 0
haha, at least it was worth it... :P
risarous 0
lmfao my teacher asked me what that's what she said jokes are about haha
thefmlinator 10
YEAH
FishTale 0
well in class today a boy got detention for saying 69 after the teacher asked "what position should this be in?"
Daederoth 10
You're going to have to learn to control the volume of your voice and practice situational awareness. If you want to crack jokes like that. This is a lesson that will apply throughout your educational and employment future.