By kawood - 30/03/2012 11:32 - United States

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Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
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fistnazal 10

Have you ever banged a nat'zee with lungs full of napalm?! ..Damn teenagers! With ther' books with faces own'em! Tweet'n n' twat'n! Brah't colors.. Listenin to little weezer's.. Whacker flackers.. And wizard khalifer's!!

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RaggleFrock 13

He didn't fight in WW2 so you could shy away from listening to his sexcapades!

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n_epic_fail 14

DAMN! So you probably know about our night in the woods -_____-

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LolFMLnot 10

He probably misses his old days. Most of the old people always live in the past, because those are the best times of their life.

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leprechaun23 15

"Back in my day we used a sock, not those conflounded condoms you young'ns have today"

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

I remember Nam. I love the smell of ****** in the morning. get it apocalypse now

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hawkey126 0

Hey, that's a lot better than hearing about his illnesses or other medical problems.

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KaanTech 0

Well definitly true, much much better

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l0v3p4in 7

The awkwardness comes from the fact that OP is the *granddaughter* listening to her *grandfather's* sexcapade stories. It's just as bad as it would be for her to listen to her father's one-night stand stories. Definitely not as awkward had OP been a boy.

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IbizaNightclub 3

Wonderful learning experience.

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rattusrattus 18

Record it, write it up as a compelling true-life story, and publish it for us to see! :D

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name_of_user11 2

Your grandfather is kind of awesome... I think I am jealous

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petraphotoDOTca 6

ditto! stop being a wuss and listen up! it's not like your life will ever be as interesting, OP!

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Thelnternet 7

If it wasn't grross this would not have been an FML.

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Danny0522 8

If it wasn't gross, then it would be... IMPOSSIBRU... for it to get on the site.

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shannyjones 0

Grandfather: and there was that ONE time - in the woods... Lol :) sounds like something my grandpa would say-

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jssninja 4

Hopefully he never caught any STD

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Krirn 21

Tiger* Unless you were trying to attract perdix in for another chat about eggos ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

You took notes, right?

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