Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
Snow_Daisy 7
WIN. You just can't let that kinda stuff get by without a "That's what she said." lol
snowflake1720 0
that's awesome!!! lmfao I say that all the time lol
Kr3tS22 0
hahaha get'em bro!
ZeroMachine 3
Worth it.
iamtheplatypus 0
awwww poor you :( got sent to detention do you need a ****** diaper pussy?
JS000 0
That joke is old. YDI for being that guy who tells that joke.
aaeh86 0
Wear that detention with pride, totally worth it.
RuralNinja 0
I'd complain. Schedule a meeting with the teacher, the assistant principal, the principal, etc... They want to be an ass about it, you can be one right back.
pickel88 0
haha awesome i love that saying! great job!! xo
Craig92EIRE 0
well worth it dont see how dis is a fml