Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
ebbomega 0
Unfortunately YDI but that was totally worth it, tbh.
davek 36
Another post that, if posted on MLIA, would be win.
Gloria0416 0
Hey, "f" 'em if they can't take a joke.
milobloom 0
YDI, but well done.
rhub 0
haha nice
Sabre300 0
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the great Perdix :D
skeleton_skinner 0
Win
KYOBI_017 0
lolz good one XD
nicola1233 0
y is it fml wen its so awsome
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for still saying that's what she said jokes. Those are what, like 2 years old? They weren't even funny to begin with.
Maddoctor 10
Hmm...nah, they're still funny.