Miscellaneous: Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said"...

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anon - 04/12/2015 07:14 - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Sorry? - 02/12/2016 03:54 - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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Shadic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:15

If it helps at all, at least it was funny?

fits138 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:20

how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.

Comments

bloodmonk115 3

Friday 5 February 2010 15:30

hehehe I think it would be worth it

xlovelessx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:31

lol teachers.

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 15:37

So why exactly did you get in trouble? That is actually what she said exactly. So, was detention long and hard?

xxmarlboroxx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:44

that's what she said

withered 30

Friday 5 February 2010 15:59

Hahahaha good one xD

Anteezy 7

Friday 5 February 2010 16:00

I bet your teacher does not like Michael Scott.

catastrophicsock 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:00

I wasn't aware you could get in trouble for that kind of thing

Sekococo 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:07

Am sure that after she said" push harder" you said " let me help, your not doing it right ill do it fast for you and then you pull it out" and then you went to dentention because we all know that when we sound dirty in class teacher/professors get an ideal for when then get home so they award us with punishment to throw us off track .