Then don't do stupid things.

Three letters YDI

Planking takes the stupid cake... Easily

Fetus-ing is stupid too.

Well deserved

If you wood have been doing something more productive, I'd have more sympathy. You straight up deserved this one. Were you really that board? Go nail someone.

Owling FTW?

No, owling can fuck off along with planking

Me and my friends were talking about planking today an I almost planked on some desks:p

I dont know wut planking is... But im scared to find out now...

It's stupidity and being an attention whore at its finest.

I thought I would add that the Internet meme "planking" originated as an exercise that tuned the muscles by supporting the body by leaving your body strait, and using one arm to hold yourself at an angle. Then teh internets maed it soh u just layed down wiht ur bahdi strait and most of teh tiem it's not strenuous.

you were supposed to do it on the teachers desk

who still planks?????

Hey you there! Planking is fun and maybe you chould try it some time!

I personally love coning because the ice cream Guy reaction is always awesome but I have planked a couple times it is stupid yet it is sort of fun

I see what you fucking did, there.

Gtfo

Coning can go cone itself and die.

Uhh... U need some spelling lessons bro?

Anything ending with -ing should probably start hiding. Oh shit, I said ending. And hiding. Don't murder me pl0x

125- Uhh... "You" are apparently too lazy to type two extra letters. Don't knock me when you're not even going to spell "you" all the way out.

Learn how to write dumbass

157- You need to place a comma after the word "write"

Unless you need to learn to write "dumbass"

Could come in handy, but seems to have limited application

I blame Bieber.

so there is a god

What's that?

Have you guys heard of bat-manning

Planking is parkour for fat people.

And i said i didnt want to know...

the office?? first episode this season

Fun? You're writing over someone's property, how would you like it if someone wrote over your things

I planked across the top of my bus's seats. That was fun =)

259, I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm normal.
Personally, planking, coning, pillaring and whatever else *ing people are trying are not things you should boast about having done.

I think the detention slip would have read for interrupting the class not planking YDI

y'all heard of tea cuping? correct my spelling if you must but keep in mind that im dyslexic.

lol

The same people who still enjoy Rick Rollin' are the ones who plank today.

Planking is a sex position ^_^

226 fat people don't plank they log

we don't want your life story

YDI for planking..

Duh! Everybody goes ghosting now! If you don't get it YouTube it. You'll understand its glory

Totally agree with you #2.

Naw, man, people be creepin'.

In P.E I have to plank... Seriously, they call it an exercise.

151 - is that a lonely island reference? If so you win.

How the hell do you plank on a desk?

FreshlyCut, challenge accepted. (texts 509 995 5325)

These idiots have ruined the spirit of planking.. The original concept was to climb to or some how reach a place that no one else has or could and then take a picture of yourself planking there. Otherwise you just look like a jackass, which is probably why the OP got a detention.

ikr. planking is a dream and a dumb one

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You must have alot of stupid idols then #3. Do you orgasm over people that go owling too?

and you are an idiot

I think / hope that's sarcasm

Is that after or before snooki from jersey shore?

What is this generation coming to?

Dont hate if people want to plank who gives a shit? I dont do it personally but i dont know how it affects people so much.

Is dane cook another of your idols

160 - You need a period at the end of your sentence.

172, are you on your period?

Planking... just... WTF.
Who starts these stupid shit fads.
I honestly think people are in a deep underground lab thinking of things to make people think they're cool, but they instead look like they're mentally unstable.

#3, Just stop talking, just stop talking.

Anyone who thinks planking is cool can go plank in the middle of the fucking freeway

Dude died from planking... Not smart idea

160 apparently couldn't find anything else to say about this. He should go take a look at 92's comment. Would probably kill him. As for OP-I haven't finished reading all the other post yet so I can't say too much. Don't want to be a copy cat. But I do agree, YDI-planking is stupid.

It's stupid and annoying. Imagine trying to enjoy the view and who knows? Someone might be planking on a tree ._.

And I wish people could read a joke when they see it D:

Wtf is so amazing about planking?

Shut the fuck up, dumbass.. You Are An Idiot! And JESUS KNOWS IT!

The only time planking was awesome was when the people on the office did it

Sure, it wasn't the brightest thing to do, but a week of detention?

Ok first of all, 160 did put a period at the end of his sentence you blind moron. Secondly, why the hell does it matter Mr. Grammar Cop? Does it really get to you and piss you off that much? All grammar Nazis like you are just a bunch of no-life morons. Get a life

PS: how do you like me not putting a period after "Get a life?" are you going to arrest me for it flatfoot grammar pig? Hah retard

Planking is pointless. Who came up with that crap?

Planking is how the dead bodies of the slaves were laid at the bottom of the slave ships.

I agree dumbest thing ever!!

The type of people who get detention for planking on their desks.

Planking originated as an exercise. Look it up if you'd like. That's just what it started as, I'm not justifying someone being stupid enough to transform it from an exercise to being a fucking retard, but...

I personally like to break into people's homes and throw glitter on everything. :D

Someone who has no life? Idk but one of these days, if it hasn't happened already someone is going to get SERIOUSLY hurt. These girls were doing it on the backs of the couches in the lobby of the hotel once. Girl almost fell off and cracked her head on the marble floor.

I loooove glitter!

#46, the dead bodies of slaves were thrown overboard.

167: planking has already been the cause of death of this dude in Australia. Nutter planked on the balcony railing. Of a building. And fell off. And died. Mmhm.

It's simple. Step 1: Come up with stupid idea. Step 2: Talk to others about stupid idea as though it were already famous and embraced by a whole lot of people. Step 3: People execute and discuss said idea on the assumption it's a big, well-known, popular new thing. Step 4: Stupid idea actually becomes popular and self-perpetuates.
It's more or less exactly how Paris Hilton became famous, except with porn instead of conversation. It's also how Hulk Hogan levered up his popularity, although I'm a lot more forgiving of the Hulkster personally.

its actually considered an exercise depending on how u do it

Idiots here came up with the brilliant idea to plank on top of a car and go through the drive thru....... Stupid, stupid, stupid people... And I have to live with this..... Fuck MY life!

I knew a guy who was sent to a mental institution for the rest of the school year for "planking" on his desk.

Planking means masturbating, right? I'm too lazy to go to UrbanDictionary.com.

.......i highly suggest you take the time to go to urban dictionary.......

Dear God perdix, it's when you lay flat on top of something and someone takes a picture of you. I'd expect you to know that!

It's when you lie completely straight, horizontally in random places an have someone take a picture. It's pointless.

Uh 23, I think he might actually know what planking is...

Pretty sure that he was making a joke, dipshits. Perdix = trolling tards for the win.

Don't call me a dipshit. Not a smart idea, asshole.

Thanks, boners, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Morons! It would be easier to Google "planking" than to write the whole sentence about UD. I did know a kid who put his dick on a desk in the middle of class and wrote on it with a pen.

I'm with Boners here. Contrast the syllables of "planking" and "wanking" and get a grip, as it were. Do you people have no grasp of sarcasm, non American English, or indeed puns?

Gee, maybe I was trying to be NICE, asshole. You should try it sometime.

Hey 31, (dipshit)^1000.

Oh WOW, how hilarious and original you are. Stfu.

Persecuted? Persecuted. Wow. Read my other comment, asshole.

no theyre to fucking retarded anymore

For a quick sec there I considered the fact that planking might actually mean masturbating. FMLs like these show how unhip I am to teenage oddities and dickweed foolery.

Looks like some people were too lazy to look up the word sarcasm

#32. Awesome sauce is what that is!!!

I see no one here knows what sarcasm is...

I see no one here knows what sarcasm is...
My greatest apologies perdix.

In 24's defense I think they did get the sarcasm and responded with their own witty attempt at the skill. I call it a skill because it requires a higher level of intelligence to understand it and master the ability to use it.

EPIC WIN!!!

I dare not question what you enjoy doing in your spare time if you consider "planking" an "epic win."

That's what I first thought.

Oh wait I thought you meant EPIC FAIL!!!

YDI. Should have planked something worth planking if you were going to. Retard.

How about just not planking at all coz it's fucking pointless and stupid.

#8:
what??

Appeal it! It's freedom of expression!

I'm sorry but planking is really stupid. Disagree I don't care.

Ur hot and awesome....wanna fuck? Lol

It's when you lay face down completely straight on something. It's retarded.