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Then don't do stupid things.
Three letters YDI
Planking takes the stupid cake... Easily
Fetus-ing is stupid too.
If you wood have been doing something more productive, I'd have more sympathy. You straight up deserved this one. Were you really that board? Go nail someone.
Owling FTW?
No, owling can **** off along with planking
I dont know wut planking is... But im scared to find out now...
It's stupidity and being an attention ***** at its finest.
I thought I would add that the Internet meme "planking" originated as an exercise that tuned the muscles by supporting the body by leaving your body strait, and using one arm to hold yourself at an angle. Then teh internets maed it soh u just layed down wiht ur bahdi strait and most of teh tiem it's not strenuous.
you were supposed to do it on the teachers desk
who still planks?????
I personally love coning because the ice cream Guy reaction is always awesome but I have planked a couple times it is stupid yet it is sort of fun
I see what you ******* did, there.
Gtfo
Coning can go cone itself and die.
Uhh... U need some spelling lessons bro?
Anything ending with -ing should probably start hiding. Oh shit, I said ending. And hiding. Don't murder me pl0x
125- Uhh... "You" are apparently too lazy to type two extra letters. Don't knock me when you're not even going to spell "you" all the way out.
Learn how to write dumbass
157- You need to place a comma after the word "write"
Unless you need to learn to write "dumbass" Could come in handy, but seems to have limited application
Planking is parkour for fat people.
And i said i didnt want to know...
the office?? first episode this season
Fun? You're writing over someone's property, how would you like it if someone wrote over your things
259, I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm normal. Personally, planking, coning, pillaring and whatever else *ing people are trying are not things you should boast about having done.
I think the detention slip would have read for interrupting the class not planking YDI
y'all heard of tea cuping? correct my spelling if you must but keep in mind that im dyslexic.
lol
The same people who still enjoy Rick Rollin' are the ones who plank today.
Planking is a sex position ^_^
226 fat people don't plank they log
we don't want your life story
Duh! Everybody goes ghosting now! If you don't get it YouTube it. You'll understand its glory
Totally agree with you #2.
In P.E I have to plank... Seriously, they call it an exercise.
151 - is that a lonely island reference? If so you win.
How the hell do you plank on a desk?
FreshlyCut, challenge accepted. (texts 509 995 5325)
These idiots have ruined the spirit of planking.. The original concept was to climb to or some how reach a place that no one else has or could and then take a picture of yourself planking there. Otherwise you just look like a jackass, which is probably why the OP got a detention.
ikr. planking is a dream and a dumb one
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Show it anywayYou must have alot of stupid idols then #3. Do you ****** over people that go owling too?
and you are an idiot
Dont hate if people want to plank who gives a shit? I dont do it personally but i dont know how it affects people so much.
Is dane cook another of your idols
Planking... just... WTF. Who starts these stupid shit fads. I honestly think people are in a deep underground lab thinking of things to make people think they're cool, but they instead look like they're mentally unstable.
#3, Just stop talking, just stop talking.
Dude died from planking... Not smart idea
It's stupid and annoying. Imagine trying to enjoy the view and who knows? Someone might be planking on a tree ._.
And I wish people could read a joke when they see it D:
Wtf is so amazing about planking?
Shut the **** up, dumbass.. You Are An Idiot! And JESUS KNOWS IT!
The only time planking was awesome was when the people on the office did it
Sure, it wasn't the brightest thing to do, but a week of detention?
Ok first of all, 160 did put a period at the end of his sentence you blind moron. Secondly, why the hell does it matter Mr. Grammar Cop? Does it really get to you and piss you off that much? All grammar Nazis like you are just a bunch of no-life morons. Get a life PS: how do you like me not putting a period after "Get a life?" are you going to arrest me for it flatfoot grammar pig? Hah retard
Planking is pointless. Who came up with that crap?
Planking is how the dead bodies of the slaves were laid at the bottom of the slave ships.
The type of people who get detention for planking on their desks.
I personally like to break into people's homes and throw glitter on everything. :D
I loooove glitter!
167: planking has already been the cause of death of this dude in Australia. Nutter planked on the balcony railing. Of a building. And fell off. And died. Mmhm.
It's simple. Step 1: Come up with stupid idea. Step 2: Talk to others about stupid idea as though it were already famous and embraced by a whole lot of people. Step 3: People execute and discuss said idea on the assumption it's a big, well-known, popular new thing. Step 4: Stupid idea actually becomes popular and self-perpetuates. It's more or less exactly how Paris Hilton became famous, except with **** instead of conversation. It's also how Hulk Hogan levered up his popularity, although I'm a lot more forgiving of the Hulkster personally.
its actually considered an exercise depending on how u do it
Idiots here came up with the brilliant idea to plank on top of a car and go through the drive thru....... Stupid, stupid, stupid people... And I have to live with this..... **** MY life!
I knew a guy who was sent to a mental institution for the rest of the school year for "planking" on his desk. Planking means masturbating, right? I'm too lazy to go to UrbanDictionary.com.
Dear God perdix, it's when you lay flat on top of something and someone takes a picture of you. I'd expect you to know that!
It's when you lie completely straight, horizontally in random places an have someone take a picture. It's pointless.
Uh 23, I think he might actually know what planking is...
Don't call me a dipshit. Not a smart idea, asshole.
Gee, maybe I was trying to be NICE, asshole. You should try it sometime.
Oh WOW, how hilarious and original you are. Stfu.
Persecuted? Persecuted. Wow. Read my other comment, asshole.
no theyre to ******* retarded anymore
For a quick sec there I considered the fact that planking might actually mean masturbating. FMLs like these show how unhip I am to teenage oddities and dickweed foolery.
Looks like some people were too lazy to look up the word sarcasm
I see no one here knows what sarcasm is...
I see no one here knows what sarcasm is... My greatest apologies perdix.
EPIC WIN!!!
I dare not question what you enjoy doing in your spare time if you consider "planking" an "epic win."
That's what I first thought. Oh wait I thought you meant EPIC FAIL!!!
YDI. Should have planked something worth planking if you were going to. Retard.
Appeal it! It's freedom of expression!
I'm sorry but planking is really stupid. Disagree I don't care.
It's when you lay face down completely straight on something. It's retarded.
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Then don't do stupid things.
YDI for planking..