Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
tacoman007 2
She had it coming. You should be proud.
meaganliz 0
Totally worth it.
hellyjellybean 0
FAKE FAKE FAKE. I have come across this exact story on the "funny exam answers" website, complete with scanned image of the relevant detention slip. This happened once perhaps but probably NOT to the OP. Fake, man, not funny. I don't come here to read recycled shit you stole.
CTFXCfanX3 0
lol did u get that from CTFXC hahahahahahaha lol *snoort*
shaniicee_babiie 0
woooh!! a fellow CTFxCr lmao
Phobic_fml 14
"that's what she said" is NOT funny, EVER. it really needs to die. YDI 100x
meggy1 0
dont worry i TOTALLY would have done it 2 lmfaoo
medusachic666 0
That sounds TOTALLY worth it!!
carteran06 0
to much The Office lol
Andy614 0
My friend does the same thing all the time. He says it everytime after someone says something kind of sexual by accident. It is hilarious. Next time do it on the low. That's what she said. LOL.
untfan2012 0
Your end comment wins!
TheCity 0
Lmao!!! good one