alexisthename

I'm an aspiring lawyer who wants to (one day) work for a non-profit that handles pro bono cases to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. See, we're not all ambulance-chasers. Some of my favorite things include watching SportsCenter, fat babies, old school hiphop, beer, sushi, sports-talk radio, driving fast, dive bars, and punching people who can't distinguish between "your" and "you're." I tend not to be a Grammar-Nazi on the internet, but that last one really makes me want to go Snickerdoodles on all your asses.