And here I am thinking all Canadians are the good guys

But, did he not clean himself since the previous night..?

#44 it was only the night before, it's not like op's being unclean. Plus the drawing would probably take longer than overnight to rub off.

@44 have you never drawn on yourself? it takes days to come off my skin no matter how much I scrub

Some teachers are straight up satan spawn. I was being bullied by the same group of kids, and every time I told the teacher she would say "tell me if it happens again" and drop it there. I went to the principal after about a month and got the same response. Finally one day I lost it and punched the kid back, just as the teacher walked in. I was suspended for 3 days for "assaulting an innocent victim" and told that it doesn't count as self defense unless you are surrounded by people trying to hurt you.

Dang it. I said cow on question four. Damn you old McDonald.

Every 4th question, the answer was duck. The other three were Llama.

#18 either you don't understand the basics of "Duck Duck Goose", or you made a very bad joke.

OP probably has one of those teachers that always assumes they're right and didn't even give a chance for defense.

Could've been a sharpie. Even taking a shower wont completely get rid of it.

Newsflash: Not everyone showers every day. Some say it's bad for your skin to shower every day.

I would purposely avoid washing something like that off.

Thats the same thing i was thinking ???

why would you shower before and after sleep?