Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
Blame_The_Dog 0
FINALLY Matt iz icy comments! Now I can make fun of you for thinking you're cool! When I didn't have an account, every time I read his comments/name and saw his picture I was like "someone needs to pick on this kid". You're not cool, and the black kids you hang with are all nerds.
v42136 0
asshole for peircing your eyebrow
perdix 31
I think #8 meant that he had pierced his eyebrow with a raccoon, and his little sister thought it was a fake raccoon and ripped the raccoon off his face. The other alternative is that his raccoon had its eyebrow pierced and his little sister ripped out that piercing, although it's not clear whether it's the #8's little sister or the raccoon's little sister.
YevKassem 0
29: you got it right on the money
DamnDatFML 0
^^ I agree
eduardosuritalov 0
ouuuchh!! id be like hahah *punnch*
jujubeewhoopie 0
agreed
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's what I was wondering, Perdix. I choose to believe both of those are true...
rainbowheart 0
ouch!!
omgtacos 0
29 74 and 104 that's how it is in 2010 so why don't you all **** off