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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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track_cheetah 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:48

wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"

mleugim 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:32

what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?

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track_cheetah 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:48

wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:24

Better check yo self before you wreck yo self

mleugim 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:32

what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?

aeshleyrose 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:35

Apparently in Kentucky this is a flattering compliment. After some assholes said "Nice tail" she struts to her next class like she's proud of something? Wow. OP sounds like a modern, self-respecting woman. $50 says she turns out to be a stripper or one of the Real Housewives.

capslockisgood 19

Friday 12 October 2012 21:23

33 - No one cares

csigabajnok 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:07

I could never understand how people actually manage to do that. Did you stuff it into your pants yourself?

alwaysalady 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:11

I have never had this happen, or seen it happen. If it did happen to you, you have the most ridicules talent I've heard of.

Dr_Phil 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:04

I don't understand how you get toilet paper stuck to your ass and not notice. Can anyone explain this to me? I mean, you wipe, then drop the toilet paper into the toilet ... how do you not notice that it's stuck to your ass?

limabeans 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:26

The thing is, I've SEEN people do this, and I'm still not entirely sure how it happens. Even getting TP stuck to the bottom of your shoe... it happens, yes, it's more common, yes. But how do you not notice? Also, *agrees w/#19*

princess90 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:11

Hahahahahahahaha this is hilarious:P how did you not think to look when they said TAIL i dont think anyone would say nice TAIL and actually mean nice ass... to number 2