From the college reference I would make the assumption that OP lives in a dorm room, and therefore probably has very few surfaces to put their coffee maker on.

relatable

And then make yourself more coffee to get over the suicide thoughts.

You sound like a mess before you get your caffeine. lol.

I'm assuming it didn't "literally" fill up the drawers. More like only a bit of coffee got into each one.

No, it obviously became sentient and used its deep-seated grudge against OP to completely fill their drawers with coffee. Nobody ever uses exaggeration on the Internet.

Then I don't think it's fml worthy at all. The cleaning wouldn't take much time and coffee can be made again quickly. Smh

All of OP's clothes probably got soaked in coffee too. A little liquid can go a long way.

Could have been a 2.0, they make whole pots don't they?

#7 - There are ones that make four cups as well. But regardless of whether it's one cup or four cups or however many cups, the main point of this FML post is that some of OP's clothes in the dresser most likely got stained by coffee, which, yes, is FML-worthy.

It does smell really good. Makes me kinda upset that I'm a barista because I've become exempt to the coffee smell when at work. One of the best scents in the world and I'm in a prime position to smell it for hours and I can't smell it at all. lol

I feel your pain, 16. I work at a cake factory as of the past two weeks and have pretty much become immune to the smell of cake.

Its only day two of college, if OP is under that much stress it may be time to re evaluate being in college.

I hope this coffee making routine of OP's doesn't become their daily grind. It makes a latte mess, it seems.

Mine is over five years old and has never needed a cup under it to run...

Ours is 2 or 3 years old and doesn't need a cup under it to run. My husband has made coffee directly onto the counter more than once.