Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
mikemikepro 0
Haha what's your sisters name
FMLjesslife 0
Obviously it IS sex. He did it to prove you wrong because obviously you were stupid enough to believe that oral SEX is not sex.
Roziitaah12 1
Damn that suckss!!
RedPillSucks 31
I thought oral sex was when two or more people talk about sex. no?
kait314 6
Thats what i thought it was too....lol
iamsami24 5
Oral sex means you use your mouth to deliver (what otherwise would've been a different part of your body) pleasure your partner.
charvisioku 22
Not really getting all the YDIs... O.o
RedPillSucks 31
Why can't she have an argument (discussion) about this topic? Whether she's wrong or not, is immaterial. One side of an argument is usually wrong. That doesn't mean that her boyfriend should use that as a get out of jail free card, nor does that mean she's too immature to be in a relationship, although her boyfriend clearly is.
Eye_Eat_Brains 0
oral sex is more or less foreplay....but f your life because your man is a dumbass and your sister has no respect for herself or you
BriZanna33 2
Who was doing what? I would definitely kick both of them in there faces.
jpmc808 1
I don't get why so many people think that you totally deserved it. o_O
iamsami24 5
There are just some really irrational people out there, or perhaps trolls looking for innocent people to trash.
animal50199 10
Thats sucks balls. I'm screwed now. I have two sisters.