Love: Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on....

By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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By NotMisspiggy - 19/01/2022 17:00

Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Frouse - 28/09/2018 22:02

Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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MsAnnabelle 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:29

Cute story for the grandkids...?

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Monday 24 January 2011 16:30

Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.

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MsAnnabelle 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:29

Cute story for the grandkids...?

notmrfreakster 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:17

Yeah... Or something to talk about on the date.

freddyisepic 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:20

lol it would be funny to see a FLM from the guys perspective

mikepzz 27

Thursday 19 February 2015 23:30

Sounds like one hell of an ice breaker to me..

aseq94 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:30

pwoah unlucky

nathan5 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:38

pwoah I know, right?

rallets 22

Monday 24 January 2011 22:09

pwoah-ly shit haha

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 24 January 2011 23:04

pwoah dude, calm downnn...

The_Moustache 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:04

pwoah bro, it was only a joke.

gooBUZZ 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:37

pwoah, I have a turtle.

LouderThanEver 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:59

Pwoah 51,57, and 72 Ftw! lmfao:)

blankaex 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:54

C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!

MLK12345 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:21

Pwoah, man.... why'd you break the combo?

slushpup9696 12

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:12

Pwoah guys come on he wad just kdding

Creamysweeps 5

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:56

seriously.

Kidd_Ant 18

Saturday 5 March 2016 18:03

I hate you all.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Monday 24 January 2011 16:30

Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.

denversolo 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:32

Dude, you were singing katy perry, YDI.

TheAftermath 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:26

Exactly how does she deserve it? She's a chick singing to a chick song. Dumbass

maszaros 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:11

how do you know it's a girl?

nahbayccb 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:39

I think OP is a girl since the blind date was a man.... ?

rttr 18

Friday 20 April 2012 2:22

Gay?

PhoenixFiend 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:39

Win

razeleet 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:40

Sux4u

antonplayer02 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:44

small world.

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Monday 24 January 2011 16:46

wow you're such a lady :-/

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 16:51

pffft, yeah right. I hope you were just being sarcastic and don't truly believe that.

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