Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
xgetxbentx 13
Well, I wouldn't say you deserve it since just because it's not sex to you doesn't mean he wasn't cheating on you. However, there are more forms of sex than just intercourse. Intercourse is just the only one that centers around virginity.
snafu63 0
you completely deserve this. if curling is an Olympic sport than oral sex is sex. and oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it's harder than curling and if you're any good at it you deserve a medal.
AeryFairy 10
Can't believe the amount of YDIs on this! On what planet is that deserved?
jayfreeman80 0
You obviously can't give good oral sex to your man so GOOD for your sister!!! YDI
loohoozuuhuur 13
The argument was it about being sex or not, not cheating. Just because she didn't think it was classed as sex it doesn't mean she didn't think it was not a form of cheating. If I were you OP, I should waist any more time on the douche bag and your sister is a disgrace! Agree with #290! FYL
Ugi 26
So at least you know that you can go out and blow anyone you choose without your BF complaining! Seriously, it sounds like your BF was going to cheat one way or another at some point, so maybe it's as well you found out. There are plenty of things that constitute being unfaithful in most people's books long before you get even as far as oral sex. And he must know this. Semantics has nothing to do with it.
valwojazz 11
People are just awful these days...
zuelhater 7
At least he haste keeping it in the family!!!!
drawmyhearton_fml 3
You were in the wrong but what he did was totally uncalled for. And your sister is such a bitch! It's not like she was a random girl who couldn't know :/ they both betrayed you so FYL.
LaUruguaya 11
What part of oral SEX don't you get?