Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
kait314 6
Your life does indeed suck but he did find a great loop hole...that doesn't mean you shouldn't kick him and your sister in thier 'loop holes' ..
iamsami24 5
No matter what the situation is, no one has the right to cheat on someone else, even if it's "not sex".
iamsami24 5
Why the f do you need that information?
spaija 8
i dont understand why eveyrone is blaming the boyfriend. hey, hes not her husband. hes not even her relative, let alone close relative, like, you know, brother, or sister. you can always dump him, for whatever reason, he doesnt owe you anything and you dont owe him anything. but your sister, well, shes the devil here. next time try dating one with siphilis and tell him that oral sex is not sex, your sis might be surprised and get a revenge she deserves ;)
sofiery 9
I don't understand why so many people seem to think that by saying that oral isn't sex, OP also implied it wasn't cheating - or are people just not reading FMLs correctly nowadays? And why do so many people seem to think if it's not sex, it's not cheating?? Sorry OP, you did not deserve this!
MrsAlexander83 10
Oh yeah because it's just called oral SEX! I look at it this way-- if you can get an STD from --it's sex! Well...I think he was just proving your belief on the definition wrong!
jjmeow 10
You can get an STD from kissing if they have mouth herpes. I don't think kissing is considered sex.
jjmeow 10
WHY are there more YDI's than FYL's? Are there really that many idiots on this site?
grannygruber 6
You gave him permission when you said it isn't sex. If it isn't sex then he didn't cheat, can't have it both ways!
5t3ff1k4h 44
Wrong, wrong, wrong! Kissing isn't sex. Yet if you kiss someone else while in a relationship, newsflash, you're cheating.
freelancejouster 4
Cheating is anything that creates intimacy with someone you're not in a relationship with. Or anything that your partner is not okay with.
loungecat 1
Cheating in any intentional way is cheating what a jerk! And anyhow, what about gay sex?
stiffler1221 0
I think cheating is anything your afraid to tell your significant other