Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML
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jrsl
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This is why in Canada we have Loonies and Toonies (;
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dancer_is_hawt
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I still don't understand why people blindly reach into their wallets and give people money without checking. That's a stupid move.
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jrsl
| 2
This is why in Canada we have Loonies and Toonies (;
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Korill
| 3
Different coloured notes ftw
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TheWhiteBunny
| 3
What 3 said.
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luvtheknot
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but wouldn't the bus driver notice and say something
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PLPrincess
| 8
I was going to say colours. but yes rookies and loonies work too!
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PLPrincess
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loonies and toonies. autocorrect sometimes sucks.
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hahaalolz
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24, bus drivers are the scabbiest bastards ever, (apart from taxi drivers) ofcourse he didn't say anything lol
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ImaginaryFoe
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Notes are different colours in the United States, too.
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crazimami
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Actually - the money doesn't go to the bus driver it goes in a little machine so s/he wasn't paying any attention
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TheWhiteDemon
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looks like hes paid for the next 400 people to take the bus already, does that make him a hero
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fricknugget
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WOOT WOOT EH!
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KingDingALing
| 9
The OP got the two bills from working at the strip club.
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KaySL
| 24
lol hai thar u shouldnt be able 2 read dis shiot lulz bad mod bad mod :D
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Wow, I missed all the good stuff in this one. >.<
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
It was basically all the canadians/brits/europeans in general saying we're inferior because they have colored bills and we don't.
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looserdevars
| 1
amen!
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midoriMentality
| 11
Yes, that's exactly why I love canadian money, that and lack of play doh smell :)
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cbroxs17
| 0
wow. Twelve moderated comments in one thread. Wait 2 minutes and this will be moderated to.
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Dillon000
| 3
there's like 10 comment moderateds in a row....shit kid
btw, sucks to be u OP
btw, sucks to be u OP
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Masenko7
| 12
hahaha funny how once someone mentions canada theres 15 moderated comments after.. they must've been complimenting the country?
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yes, it's an unforgivable offense! Though it was more due to off-thread-topic comments in reality.
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alyssydoll
| 0
lmaoo
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mars112
| 0
Canada!
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neversayYES
| 0
I love Canada .. so much nicer than the states
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neversayYES
| 0
oh Canada!
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EffinAhole
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man... have the mods become more strict in the past couple weeks? op- you totally deserve it for not paying better attention when you knew you had hundreds in there.
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elrusso
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Not only are the notes clearly different colours in the UK (green, orange, blue and red - £5 to £50) but their sizes are noticeably different too. it's impossible to confuse them.
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Elixa
| 0
Canadian girls give the best head ;)
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PLPrincess
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the comment moderated were about how awesome loonies and toonies are. I'm not sure why they are moderated. q
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honestlyWTF
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lie
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Mirorbo
| 26
There's no way to open that box until the end of the day either...you're screwed...pay attention next time, darling. It only takes a few seconds to look at the number on the bills.
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12596
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damn 1's but the 0's should have been obvious
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Wirebiter
| 0
Hope you weren't planning on using anything invented in the last century for awhile.
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pghv92
| 0
and have fun in the dark
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InDenial
| 6
Yay for coloured bills and dollar coins in Australia!
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Lucidium
| 0
Damn so many Aussies on FML :D +3
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6969awesome
| 0
Aussies ftw
woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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beautikill
| 4
agree!
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hahaalolz
| 0
yeeeaaaaaaah AUSSIEE!!!
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MissLizWolf
| 8
I'm an aussieeeee!(:
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
AMERICA!! But aussies are pretty smexi!
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skullbashd
| 3
indenial you're in denial cuz Aussies only thing to cheer about is kangaroos
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molil_4810
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'you silly troll'
( quote by zdani )
:)
( quote by zdani )
:)
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TheWhiteBunny
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Just wondering if the US is the only country that doesn't colour it's bills. Anyone?
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Wirebiter
| 0
Guess we should catch up on the retard-proofing.
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PLPrincess
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I heard somewhere that the colour makes it harder to counterfeit
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ImaginaryFoe
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The notes are differently coloured. The government can only do so much to protect idiots from themselves.
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notes in America are all green... aren't they? Last time I was there they were :// they all look the same! It's obviously not like here in Canada where we have a red 50 a green 20 a purple 10 a blue 5 and then the coins... So I guess they aren't doing a good job of idiot proofing ....
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ImaginaryFoe
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When was the last time you were in the United States? They all have a greenish background but the foreground has different colors for each bill.
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Zero221
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Wow, yes all the dollar bills in the US are green... i know it's amazing, isn't it?!?! *Sarcasm* But really who cares if it's all one color and not every color on the damn rainbow? There are different designs to every bill on the front and back depending on what type of dollar bill it is. That and there are #'s in the corners that clearly state the amount/worth of that dollar bill. And plus your on the Internet.. look the damn thing up on google or whatever the hell you use.
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Wirebiter
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I didn't realize Canada uses money imported from Parker brother's boardgames.
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anorexicbarbie
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A lot of buses take bills actually.
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ellice17
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you'd think america of all places would be one of the first to prevent this happening due to the large amount of retards like you living there. I mean seriously who doesn't look at the bills they're handing over when they know full well that there's a risk of giving away a 100
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Yeah? Well you have a funny accent.
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hahaalolz
| 0
wtf, you can't even hear...
not even gonna bother myself finishing that sentence. *facepalm*
not even gonna bother myself finishing that sentence. *facepalm*
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
Way to generalize an entire country! Ya we have some idiots in America (our government) but we don't have a large amount! UK has some idiots (government) too you know. Besides you have a funny accent, your opinion is invalid
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nigalangelospizz
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Right, the English from England have a funny English accent, not the Americans speaking someone else's language. Who's retarded now?
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Y'all are stupid!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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It's not "someone else's language", genius. English wasn't exactly an original language to begin with.
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iampunk
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Yeah. English comes from Latin, dumbass.
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SettoFail
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ahhhh I would die
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zem5
| 0
your really cute
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DocBastard
| 38
Pen, the only days I find Grammar Naziing easy are those ending in "day."
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zem5
| 0
68, I'm not illiterate just because I forget an
apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
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zem5
| 0
68, I'm not illiterate just because I forget an
apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
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boatkicker
| 4
You didn't just forget the apostrophe, you forgot the "e" as well.
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xX_LilSammie_Xx
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YDI for being American.
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hahaalolz
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lol high five!!