damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

#84 said it perfectly no one can control there dick size and pills dont work if she was serious than you should send her an email for vag reconstruction surgery she'll love that

for the sake of your happy marriage, please take her advice. there's no doubt that she knows more about what she needs than you do

this isn't a FYL. it's a FHL.. you know why.

She married your penis just as it was - sense of humour time I think.......

I can't believe i just followed that lame conversation between #7 and #9 to see who ended up getting owned. FML.

So, first of all genius_man16 is a troll. You can look at what he writes on all the FMLs and by declaring others a troll he is really just making a troll name for himself and his ignorance. And second, those enlarge your penis pills are NOT for making you dick bigger. Enzyte and anything like enzyte ( I know it wasn't used here but any penis enlargement pills) are strictly meant in a Viagra type way. They say it gets bigger but they mean that it gets erect. So basically these pills are for keeping a boner not increasing overall size. The wife was probably hinting at the fact that he can't get an erection and didn't want to embarrass him. But then he was dumb enough to put it on FML and embarrass himself so OP deserves it for sure.

I'll say it again, VIRUS. Furthermore, I'll add this and start by saying I am a guy. To everyone saying that a man can't control the size of his penis, you're only partially right. It is completely true that the length (and thickness) of the *entirety* of the penis are determined by genetics (possibly with environmental or other factors contributing, but nevertheless pretty much beyond our control). However, a significant portion of the shaft of the penis does not protrude from the body and is in fact internal and attached somewhere inside (I believe behind and beneath the testicles but its been a while since I took an anatomy class). What surgery does to lengthen the penis is detach it from its normal attachment point, then push it out farther and attach it somewhere else (or not as I recall, but that seems unwise). As has been mentioned, this carries significant risks, BUT it provides evidence for my point. Some men are in COMPLETE control of the length of their penis, indirectly though it may be. If you think about it, the penis can only protrude from the pubic area beyond the tissue that is there, so if you fill that area with inches of fat, there's a corresponding loss in inches of penis. I wouldn't be surprised if a LOT of people who think they have small penises are actually just (very) overweight. This doesn't mean that all fat people have tiny genitals, but it DOES mean that if they lost their weight, they'd be even bigger. It doesn't mean that they'd be "big" after losing weight either, but again, they'd be much bigger. I can't think of any better motivation to reduce obesity (at least in males), but unfortunately its not information that's easy to distribute....

ydi for havin a small dick

Either you have a reeeeeeeeeallly small penis or his wife was joking or shes a btch (:

wowowowow i totally agree with #8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!