Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer
DarthFurby 0
Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.
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Comments (160)
theoffkid 0
Her account could have been hacked...
ZWolfeh 0
FYL. It seems weird how women can tell their husbands that they need a bigger penis, but the man can't tell his wife that she needs to shave...
Iwannabetreo 11
Those spam dudes actually have a way of making it look like it was someone, you knew, who send it. I wouldnt worry too much about it, dude.
Jamaicandude 0
my penis is small and my girfriend tells me it is.yes i feel ashamed but what the **** can i do about it? anyways she still love ****** me with my small dick lol
heyimjason 0
Send her a breast enlargement email. :P
shibby123 0
i get these emails like that and 'buy viagra' and 'longer lasting' and stuff, and im a girl. -_- yeah, erm, thats just plain horrible, but it could just be a virus in her account, because i have that and it keeps sending 'buy ps3s and ipods' from some chinese guy :S
gonnaworkmagic 0
I lol'd.
Dynoblaze 1
Damn. Send her an ad for weight loss and breast enhancement.
andropenis 0
Harsh, maybe you should check out Andropenis. (http://www.andropenis.com)
andropenis 0
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