Well, was she?

Do you really want to find out?

#7 Do you not?

Depends on how I get to find out.

There isn't a response yet because she is driving to your house wearing nothing but a trench coat.

and a smile

with lube in hand

Why is OP's username "for my brother-in-law"? I don't see what the BIL has to do with this FML. Or have I read something wrong?

Maybe he means making a brother in law?

Auto correct maybe?

my BIL didn't want to post it so I (wife's brother) posted it

the only logical explanation #28

dude, you can still save your dignity here. reply with sorry auto correct got it wrong, I meant hungry.

Hungry for "my" cock

After that I would consider removing that number from your phone. I mean when do you really NEED to talk to your mother-in-law except for emergencies?

I talk to mine all the time and I left her son over a year ago

my mother-in-law is my best friend and she was the only mom I had for years. she's my rock and also my inspiration. and we have the same name :-))

While its nice how you think of your ex's mom, you admit you left her son over a year ago. Splitting hairs, if you left her son, shes not your mother-in-law anymore.
My ex husband and I have been divorced for years. His mom stopped being my mother-in-law when we split up.
On the other hand, my ex and his wife see my mom more than I do - it make things uncomfortable to the point Ive given up with my mom. Hope your ex is fine with you talking to his mom

Could've been worse, she could have replied with "yes" and then admitted her lust for you. Yikes.

She better have said no

Was she?

Sorry but YDI for not checking the number before sending the message

I just clued in the fml said he realized he sent the text to his MIL minutes after he sent it - god thats an awful long time to clue in and check who he sent the message too - god Im tired lol

1. What does the brother-in-law have to do with anything? How is your name relevant at all?
2. Sending a message asking if someone is horny is not a "love message".

who cares if it's not a love message, it's supposed to be funny, gosh