FML : Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only...

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 22 February 2014 02:47 / United States - Irvine

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By omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#5865617 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:02

That's "snot" good.

By extrasnipes | 22

#5865624 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:06

Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?

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By bleeping | 5

#5865612 - Saturday 22 February 2014 12:58

That's one way to get the boys!

By omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#5865617 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:02

That's "snot" good.

andrewturtle | 16

#5865656 - Saturday 22 February 2014 14:06

I think OP 'nose' that it's not very flattering.

Queen_bee1234 | 21

#5865659 - Saturday 22 February 2014 14:08

I think OP had a chance but blew it.

B4rn3yST1NSON | 13

#5865820 - Saturday 22 February 2014 19:04

some random comment about you guys being nosy in all of this...still trying to make sense of it . Smells like failure to me. ;(

flame5768 | 14

#5866123 - Sunday 23 February 2014 3:27

loloololololol

SheTheOtaku | 21

#5866253 - Sunday 23 February 2014 8:01

Oh, haha. Very Punny of you.

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5866304 - Sunday 23 February 2014 10:08

#34 You little booger.

By vegetaftw | 28

#5865618 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:02

Hot.

False_Stupidity | 41

#5865872 - Saturday 22 February 2014 20:03

Snot is Hot?
Or do you need air-conditioning?

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5865992 - Saturday 22 February 2014 22:46

It's a joke^

By onlychildFTW | 33

#5865619 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:03

You must be a hardcore giggler! I've never managed that.

By chutney_02 | 22

#5865620 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:04

If he's worth it, he'll understand :)

ajh1551 | 14

#5865625 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:06

Not exactly a way to look attractive though...

By extrasnipes | 22

#5865624 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:06

Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?

B4rn3yST1NSON | 13

#5865822 - Saturday 22 February 2014 19:06

Agree ....lucky is not my middle name....wait what ??!

ClearlyImFunny | 12

#5865967 - Saturday 22 February 2014 21:55

No its just you never hear, " farted infront of this guy who looked like he had been hit by a train. Fml"

zandalee | 19

#5865980 - Saturday 22 February 2014 22:19

My brain just imploded...

By strawberrywine22 | 27

#5865626 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:07

It could have been worse, at least you didn't... nah, that was really bad. FYL!

leary96 | 15

#5865711 - Saturday 22 February 2014 16:05

There's a button for that.

By Nickb55 | 16

#5865632 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:15

That snot good I hope he nose that it wad an accident

TylerBurden | 21

#5865735 - Saturday 22 February 2014 16:56

That was too much.

By brandoneyez1 | 25

#5865634 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:16

He's snot gonna find that attractive.

By sydstoomuch | 19

#5865635 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:17

Lmfao!!!!

juan3611 | 14

#5865692 - Saturday 22 February 2014 15:21

Your profile picture..I'm drawing it atm for my art project o.O

B4rn3yST1NSON | 13

#5865825 - Saturday 22 February 2014 19:07

-Has joined random chatroom #21067978.
-Talal: art project ! wow !! what else have been going on in your life mate ?

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