Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer
DarthFurby 0
Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.
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Comments (160)
Jboolia 0
why don't you just talk to her about it? You're married so you guys should be able to talk about things like that... Anyway, she was probably joking. If not, FYL for being married to a bitch...
kingbeau 0
You people do realize that even if this is true, its a LOT more likely that his wife has a spam virus or whatever they're called? The kind that infects the computer and them spams everyone in the contact list with whatever they're selling? That's probably the reason for what #15 said too. For the op, FYL that you talk to, trust and know your wife so little AND are so insecure that the first conclusion you come to is that your wife thinks you have a pencil dick and, without letting on at all since the first time you used it, decided to let you know by forwarding spam! Brilliant powers of deduction you've got there. Well done sir.
erroneousx2 0
26, what are you talking about?
crap09 0
FOWARD ME THE EMAIL! I gotta try that. :P
Chfanfiction 0
She's probably joking or her computer's infected. If it's true, you're married to a superficial ****.
24788 7
HAHA, she might of been joking though.
tjh116 0
YDI for having a small dick
FYourSEXLYFE 0
FINALLY! #38 ******* gets it. Genius_Bitch16 needs those pills
THE_TRUTH_HURTS 0
Rule of thumb, if you're smaller than your thumb then get the pill. Being small is okay, as long as it is small and fierce... Guessing neither applies
mattiscool 0
uhhh your names ariel.