Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer
DarthFurby 0
Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.
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Comments (160)
plexico 4
Maybe she was seeing if you thought it would be a good idea for HER to enlarger HER penis!
4ube_fml 6
Hilarious, although a wife would have talked instead of FW a spam (which is probably a virus like some said) How ever there is only one real way to enlarge your penis. No pills, no exercices. It's like getting taller, or growing a finger. wont happen. that one way envolves getting operated.
redmusketeer 1
its not the size of the dick that matters, it's how you use it
Curtieeeez 0
LOLLLLLL XD
800halfmiler 0
http://www.marie-gets-deflowered.com/?id=458abeff
untoldfame 3
your wife :ftw
Jboolia 0
Ariel can be a guy's name, and if it is the OP's name, it isn't their faul their parents suck at naming...
xsw33tyx101 0
wtf @ #39? how did he deserve being born with a tiny dick? god people act like there the shit on the internet but are really loozas in rl. I pity u
danny57_fml 0
tell her in a clever way she needs bigger boobs, less wrinkles, smaller ass...etc. she's way more self conscious than you, and it will hit WAY harder...just a thought
Gorillazbmx6 0
This is a really old joke. It could be your wife ******* with you jokingly or this is a fake.