By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 928
You deserved it 3 975

Same thing different taste

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Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P

Roskosity 22

Wanna know how I got these scars...?


mokielove 10

Aww poor cat, why would you let your cat near the bathtub edge, while in it.

Maybe it's the same cat from an earlier FML. The one that can open doors

Cats don't are usually not "let" to do anything. They do what they want, when they want, how they want. And if it goes badly, a lot of times the bystander is the only one that gets mutilated. Scary stuff.

Damned cats. That's why I keep a can of WD-40 on me when I'm around cats. I spray them whenever they act up.

moonsalt 20

"Cats don't are usually not 'let' to do anything." I cannot think. Not anymore.

She made a mistake on the internet.... Burn her

I graciously accept my punishment for this atrocity. Do as you will.

Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P

GuessWhatKids 13

I wonder if there has ever been a cat FML without a pussy pun in the comments.

Roskosity 22

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

Scars are like tattoos with better stories...

Sounds like you also learned the hard way, OP.

Today, you learned what a cat's claws are for.

How come there are so many FMLs about peoples cats falling in the tub with them in it? If you learn anything from reading FML people then it is to close the damn bathroom door if you own a cat and want to bathe.

Some cats can open lever handles sure but how many cats do you think can open knob handles? And every cat in existence does not know how to open doors. But lets say they have a lever handle and their cat knows how to open it.. well then there are locks for a reason aren't there?

my friend's cat can open knob handles. and my cat nearly faints if I close a door on her. she doesn't like to be alone

My cat will claw, scratch and cry if I shut the door on him. I'd rather let him in to give me peace than to claw the shit out of my door! love him but cats are relentless/curious creatures!

Were there bubbles? Cause the story is a lot cooler if there are bubbles.

Interwebzombie 15

A cat with a bubble beard comes to mind.

I had the exact same thing happen to me. It sucks!

GuessWhatKids 13

This tail doesn't even scratch the surface of cat problems. I could splash you with a wave of cat stories. Stop being such a pussy op, you astound meow.

ironik69 31

The last one made me think of Super Troopers. Aint that right meow.