Maybe it's the same cat from an earlier FML. The one that can open doors

Cats don't are usually not "let" to do anything. They do what they want, when they want, how they want. And if it goes badly, a lot of times the bystander is the only one that gets mutilated. Scary stuff.

Damned cats. That's why I keep a can of WD-40 on me when I'm around cats. I spray them whenever they act up.

"Cats don't are usually not 'let' to do anything." I cannot think. Not anymore.

My bad 53. You are right.

She made a mistake on the internet.... Burn her

I graciously accept my punishment for this atrocity. Do as you will.

Ur gay

I wonder if there has ever been a cat FML without a pussy pun in the comments.

That would be blasphemy!

FTS

Scars are like tattoos with better stories...

Cats open doors....

Some cats can open lever handles sure but how many cats do you think can open knob handles? And every cat in existence does not know how to open doors. But lets say they have a lever handle and their cat knows how to open it.. well then there are locks for a reason aren't there?

my friend's cat can open knob handles. and my cat nearly faints if I close a door on her. she doesn't like to be alone

My cat will claw, scratch and cry if I shut the door on him. I'd rather let him in to give me peace than to claw the shit out of my door! love him but cats are relentless/curious creatures!

ikr

A cat with a bubble beard comes to mind.

It was good until the last one.

The last one made me think of Super Troopers. Aint that right meow.