Aww poor cat, why would you let your cat near the bathtub edge, while in it.

Maybe it's the same cat from an earlier FML. The one that can open doors

Cats don't are usually not "let" to do anything. They do what they want, when they want, how they want. And if it goes badly, a lot of times the bystander is the only one that gets mutilated. Scary stuff.

Damned cats. That's why I keep a can of WD-40 on me when I'm around cats. I spray them whenever they act up.

"Cats don't are usually not 'let' to do anything."

I cannot think. Not anymore.

My bad 53. You are right.

She made a mistake on the internet.... Burn her

I graciously accept my punishment for this atrocity. Do as you will.

Ur gay

Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P

I wonder if there has ever been a cat FML without a pussy pun in the comments.

That would be blasphemy!

He/she knew exactly what he/she was doing, bahahaha!

FTS

Wanna know how I got these scars...?

Scars are like tattoos with better stories...

Sounds like you also learned the hard way, OP.

Today, you learned what a cat's claws are for.

How come there are so many FMLs about peoples cats falling in the tub with them in it? If you learn anything from reading FML people then it is to close the damn bathroom door if you own a cat and want to bathe.

Cats open doors....

Some cats can open lever handles sure but how many cats do you think can open knob handles? And every cat in existence does not know how to open doors. But lets say they have a lever handle and their cat knows how to open it.. well then there are locks for a reason aren't there?

my friend's cat can open knob handles. and my cat nearly faints if I close a door on her. she doesn't like to be alone

My cat will claw, scratch and cry if I shut the door on him. I'd rather let him in to give me peace than to claw the shit out of my door! love him but cats are relentless/curious creatures!

ikr

Were there bubbles? Cause the story is a lot cooler if there are bubbles.

A cat with a bubble beard comes to mind.

I had the exact same thing happen to me. It sucks!

This tail doesn't even scratch the surface of cat problems. I could splash you with a wave of cat stories. Stop being such a pussy op, you astound meow.

It was good until the last one.

The last one made me think of Super Troopers. Aint that right meow.