Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
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kshafer08 7
Mom-1 You-0
Buttsexpirate 9
Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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iggz 0
And from now on you will be known as fluffy.
GovernorGeneral 8
....why?
RedPillSucks 33
Because "Muffin Man" is already taken?
flashback.miss 28
lol wow
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
You didn't reply with lyrics.
kreepers 6
I don't get the joke; it's either pretty lame or sweet or .. Help!?
SoultheWolf 19
She's giving you a hint. My mother did the same to me, though it was more directly to the point, until I asked her to stop because it was getting too annoying. I'd try telling her that you don't like that, and if she doens't stop then get back at her on something that she has or does that is disgusting.
Fiskerz 0
Get back at her by going to the gym and get the sexy body she can never have again(due to old age)!
JoeLouisBomber 9
Cant you take a joke? I swear some of these fmls are a bunch pf cry babys over a jokeful remark from a parent or sibling. If everyone was to write a fml like that everyday and it getting posted there would be like 100 fmls every 4.32 minutes
Red_Forman 0
Just 100 more dumbasses for me to laugh at every 4.32 minutes
michael666 7
That's just p plain stupid
Akharr01 5
I would steal cupcakes!!!!!
GnoeGnoe 13
Who steals the money if there are cupcakes?!? :s Unless you will buy more and better cupcakes with that money, then I can understand.
teyyoshi 19
You have a lovely mum . I am using my n9 reading fml ,feeling so good!
causticgirl 6
Nicely done mom. OP I think you were just challenged to a prank off. Step up your game