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Show it anywayAre you dumb?
Sorry, sorry I just watched the devil inside, must just be paranoia.
that movie is creepy...and i find a lot of 18's comments funny. relax guys haha
Coincidental*
Unless she meant the noun... d'uh...
If your bones are that brittle, would die if you tripped and disn't catch yourself.... Just stating the facts.
Somebody didn't drink their milk when they were younger
No. Somebody didn't drink their Robatussan!
I'm not trying to start an argument, but milk/dairy does nothing for stronger bones. The whole thing was just a marketing strategy for the dairy industry. I'll leave it to everyone to research it for themselves. You can start by Googling osteoporosis and milk. Again, decide for yourself. There's no need to argue here.
71, It doesn't have much to do with the calcium content of milk. It's actually related to protein causing the release of calcium from your bones. This might sound outrageous to those brainwashed by the milk industry all these years, but again, if you'd research it, you'll find out. As I said, I have no intentions of arguing over this here, so if you think you have something to say, do yourself a favor and google it.
The OP should see a Dr. about that. If you crack a rib from coughing something else is wrong.
I always thought milk was a good source of calcium but i'll believe you
More like somebody is smoking the good shit.
I don't care if it takes away calcium... (though that's impossible) I still love milk. Especially of the chocolate variety.
My childhood's a lie =O
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Show it anywayOP said coughing, not laughing.
If you say an awkward joke people may cough uncomfortably. Like saying racist jokes towards someone of the minority it's about.
9 I coughed so hard at your comment.
Ouch, sorry. FYL
Lmfao maybe he did o.O
Gotta love the Moderators
If your bones are that brittle, this may be a sign of something else. You need to see a doctor ASAP and not just for the broken rib.
Call him "the glass man".
62- Damn, beat me to it. :p I was thinking of Mr.Glass from the movie Unbreakable, who had a form of Osteogenesis Imperfecta. Hope OP doesn't have any form of that, but he didn't actually say.....
Damn 82 beat me to it haha
Why his arms every afternoon? Little early to be masterbating isn't it?
Oh, my apologies, is "the glass man" an actual story or poem reference? If so, I had no idea. :(
it was probably just too big of a bong hit... chill out, it happens
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Show it anywayYou are very judgemental for a person with a duck face. (Not completely sure if one)
Did you eat paint chips as a kid #11?
Why the hell would smoking affect your rib cage?
You do realize that people cough sometimes even if they don't smoke??
#33 if you would read it he said he cracked it coughing and coughing is cause from smoking so your the one whos wrong not her
BANG! Don't worry I killed the duck.
109 I had bronchitis for almost two years strait. I coughed like hell and my ribs are still intact.
What does smoking have to do with the fml? Do you really think that anyone who coughs smokes? I see someone skipped the Simon sense class in middle school.
Next week in the papers: Local man dies from coughing fit.
Shortest FML ftw.
That would crack me up.
He poops.
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Somebody didn't drink their milk when they were younger
If your bones are that brittle, this may be a sign of something else. You need to see a doctor ASAP and not just for the broken rib.