FML : Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw...

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Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By idiot - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:15 / United States

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By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#438151 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

By ily_hun996 | 0

#438188 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

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By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#438151 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

JWCbox | 0

#438359 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:00

That IS really suspicious.

ShannonBananan76 | 0

#439150 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:34

wow...i don't even know how to respond to this...u totally deserved this

yeaboiii | 0

#441989 - Thursday 30 July 2009 7:53

Yeah I agree what were you thinking.

Next time I sneak up behind someone I'm gonna say "Wow, I'm glad you're not looking behind you right now."

turtlellama | 0

#451176 - Sunday 2 August 2009 22:10

LOL #136!

Macromartyr | 3

#1029636 - Sunday 13 June 2010 19:51

LMAO perfect

By Hermitcrab | 0

#438153 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

You deserved it...Sorry!

JazzHandsFML | 28

#6219091 - Monday 2 March 2015 16:25

don't apologize op is an untrustworthy methcake!

By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#438156 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

picky_and_bitter | 0

#438331 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:49

lmao that comment is funny. but seriously was it fun?

By YDIdouche | 0

#438159 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:04

YDI.

average_girl | 0

#439143 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:30

i kno right! its funny how some people think they r making a smart move when its really dumb! i would never send my mom a text like that! that IS really suspicious!

realggirl | 0

#440161 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:17

Yeah, seriously.

eehizle | 0

#983887 - Friday 23 April 2010 2:08

you a idiot.

Lucidium | 0

#1211591 - Monday 9 August 2010 13:57

You a idiot? OH POL-EEZ

WTSchool | 0

#1548666 - Friday 15 October 2010 0:52

Oh poh-leez?

And you're complaining about grammar. Please.

geovanni | 9

#1828673 - Saturday 11 December 2010 15:01

it was different spelling to explain differing pronunciation

By Dfeline | 2

#438170 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:06

You have a suspicious mother, yet you still dared to throw a party?
Real smooth...

By imrealldum | 2

#438172 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:07

who does that?!

By ishirticapslock | 0

#438176 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:08

I agree with your mom. That is pretty suspicious.... YDI ;]

By regenzie | 0

#438185 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:11

Are you retarded? Haha YDI. Also, be a little bit more considerate of other people's houses.

By ily_hun996 | 0

#438188 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

SpitFyre | 0

#439138 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:28

"Hi mom, thx for leaving me alone at home and not checking up on me, im glad u no im trustworthy, thx again bye"

That doesn't sound suspicious at all...