Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
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kshafer08 7
Mom-1 You-0
Buttsexpirate 9
Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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KileyBoynton 0
Burn.
sweetdreams20 0
Take it of its money and buy more cupcakes
marinus_fml 20
Awww, you got a cute little muffin top?
stevenmx86 8
It seems like a simple joke.. I think someone is a little oversensitive about their weight...
dansco 25
Your Mum rules! You! lol
thamack408 11
hahahahahaha next time we gona rob tha store 4 tha cupcakes XD
thiscrazything 1
Mmmmmmm....cupcakes. Who would rob a cupcake store and not take any cupcakes, especially the chocolate ones with the creamy with stuff in the middle.
eigelste 0
Mmm your either a girl or gay
thiscrazything 1
Maybe a gay girl? And what, skinny tall, straight guys can't appreciate a good cupcake? What is this world coming to??
TheThree 0
Chocolate ones with white cream in the middle I bet you LOVE those ;)
cntryiscntrywide 0
Have a friend pose as the abortion clinic in a few weeks and call her there were 'complications'. Before anyone gets asshurt about this its a joke ok.
perdix 31
Don't you watch 2 Broke Girls? Even at $4 a pop, there's no money to be made in cupcakes. I don't know why, but that show appears to be a documentary.
alyspar2 5
Burned by your mom.(;