Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
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kshafer08 7
Mom-1 You-0
Buttsexpirate 9
Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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soupisyummy 13
Sounds like my mother. Haha
longhorns1050 3
This isn't a fml, hahaha to be honest I think your mom is awesome
dabomb1463 0
Your mom is funny just laugh it off make jokes about her a couple of times and she will stop
momo1972 3
I LOVEE your mom!!!! She is AWESOME!!!!
Bebbo_fml 21
Who robs a cupcake store and not take at least 1 cupcake? seriously.
bubo_fml 11
Mum's a smart arse, eh? Right, here's the plan...Go to an 'erotic bakery' & order up a few dozen erotically decorated cupcakes, (shaped like vaginas, pricks, the lot.) Have them well boxed up & delivered as a surprise to your Mum's next office party!!
Zoey23 5
that's actually pretty funny.. :)
BradleysMommie 0
Mom got jokes:D
taybail 0
Maybe she was trying to be nice and call you a cupcake?!
xrudeboyrock 29
unless you've had very public struggles with your weight and it's an extremely sensitive issue, lighten up! it was a little good-natured ribbing.